A little message for the impersonators—

Me: Ok guys—

Rust, Crimson, Forest, Spark and Nyx: ._.

Me: Listen, we have an imposter on our hands. *shows them the files*

The Files: *several tips with rather outlandish comments*

Spark: So someone’s impersonating people?

Me: yes.

Forest and Nyx: Why?

Me: I don’t know, because they want to?

Spark: Have you figured out who they are?

Me: No, you can’t do that.

Crimson: *snorts* Gimme that computer, bet ya anything I can.

Me: That’s not how Dododex works, and no, we’re not here to find out who they are. We’re here to—to talk to them.

Crimson: TALK to them??

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Me: Aaaaand go!

Spark: Imposter, if you listening, I’d like to say that what your doing is wrong.

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Nyx: You don’t need to be like that.

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Forest: Kinda rude, if you ask me.

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Crimson: *mellow murderousness*

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Rust:

Rust:

Rust: Did your mother not love you?

Me: RUST—

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Forest: Listen friend. You obviously have a reason, bad or not. The question is, why do it when there’s so much more you can do?

Set the pranks aside, come in, join us!

Be our friend.

—Moon