I Play on switch but one day I stole a diplo saddle and tamed a level 80 one. My tribe was scattered and unorganized so I got it and picked them all up along with another guy and we moved and built a new strong base
This is my first story.
I was just walking around not far from my base when I see a diplo without noticing the cliff it’s coincidentally standing by. As I’m looking at it I think: why not, I have the food, I’ll just tame it. So I go over to it getting ready to tame it and I notice something...
First, It’s already tamed.
Second, it has a saddle.
Third, there is a player in the saddle.
And fourth, there is this mischievous vibe to the player, as if he sat there on his diplo next to the cliff on purpose just to troll people who were playing ark when they know they should probably be getting some sleep instead. Well... that’s exactly what the case was, I looked up at him pleadingly but he had no mercy and in a second I was yeeted off the cliff. BUT I HIT A TREE AND DIDNT DIE. So naturally since I was close to my base and wasn’t going to stand for that injustice I ran over there, grabbed my army of dimorphodons, and all he heard was a whistle before he got swarmed by my army of flying demons. I laughed evilly as I watched that frekker get ripped to shreds.
Oh and I found his base shortly after, but I wasn’t so cruel as to raid him. I was WAY worse. Instead, I left some of the meat from his diplo on his doorstep, knocked on the door and ran. What? I had already cooked it for him.
Rick spun around and aimed to hit him, but he dodged and swept his legs. Rick hit the ground hard, but got up as fists slammed into his head. He was definitely bleeding, as he charged into him and threw him into the wall. They stared at each other for a minute.
"I will kill you all, like your friend. There is no escaping yo-" a metal rod hit him in the back of the head. It was Loki that did it. He toppled over. "Come on." "But we can-" "there's no time!" Loki told him. "You don't mean..." "I do...the battle has already begun"
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Jerry heard war drums. It wasn't a good sign. "MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS!" yelled sergeant.
Hundreds of arrows flew over the walls, no...thousands. canons, bows, and guns fired. Men with swords ran towards the gates. Shouts. Screams. Panick. It was a massacre too, dozens of men lay slain on the grass. "WATCH OUT!" jerry yelled as a catapult hurled a flaming boulder over the wall. It exploded into flames nearby...
Here's a story of how a Diplo saved my life, so, one day I was going on a metal run with my parasaur(I was low level) when suddenly my parasaur came under vicious attack from a swarm of angry dragonflies, soon it was devoured alive and I picked up its metal, but then I was too heavy to move, so I sat for a long time dropping things until I saw a huge creature with massive teeth running straight towards me! The creature turned out to just be a Diplo though so I fed him berries and used him to carry the metal back home,
No! Don’t hurt them....they just want to be friends...think about it.when you see a diplo and the diplo sees you...the diplo runs toward you to become friends...you run towards it to kill it.you slash it pounce it shoot it but hurt it ....but the diplo still wants to become friends...it is still smiling and laughing...but you are still hurting it...it’s health is low...it trusts you and think you can become best friends with him....until....until....the diplo falls back....no movement...no respiration....no sound....a still fallen diplo...with no sign of life...a dead diplo who hoped to be best friends...a naive innocent diplo....was killed by you....then you give a freckle smile....and you are happy about it...but you never knew what the diplo expected from you...please....STOP DIPLO ABUSE
I was stand8ng on the edge of a cliff above a deinonechys nest and was scoping out the nest locations when out of now where a diplo comes and knocks me into the trench where i was torn apart and lost all my stuff
So on abberation, me and my friend saw a diplo stuck in a tree. We were like lvl 15 at the time and I was like, "PERFECT TAME!" So we fed it berries after a while and we got one so yeah we named him Mr. Push
The world doesn’t want me to ever get to ride one of these. The first time I tried to tame one I was with two friends but some other guy came up behind me on a sarco and made me leave. The second time I was soooooo close to taming it but my friend accidentally punched it and all it’s progress went back to zero and it was mad.the third time I tried some guy on argentavis came along and killed me. The fourth time I tried I tamed it but about five seconds later it was killed by bugs! I’m very sad I think I’m just gonna give up 😭😭😭😭😭
So I had tamed one of these guys and her name was daisy, so my sibling (little brother) played this game an got me killed by a tanaboa (big snake dude) so I brought daisy for backup so I could go get my loot. It worked pretty well. But I also brought my cabomys Abby, and sadly Abby died 😞 (up if R.I.P.). So i got my loot and retreated and daisy was great at protecting me but I saw a egg and just HAD to get it so I did and that thing came after me and I died and when I got back I saw a crock kill daisy right in front of me! (Up for R.I.P.) I got my pickaxe and tried killing it but it killed me instead so now I lost all my loot, and I was hart brocken twice. How can my day get any better, and it’s pretty much all my lil bro’s fault.
Well I was walking to explore stuff, then I saw the diplo near the cliff. I found it cute and went near to check this dino on dododex. Sadly it happily yeeted me out of the world.
Kids, be careful near diplos, especially when you are near the cliff. They are kids-friendly dangerous. Just. Yeet.