the righteous( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

eric apparently is a bad actor! (ep 7)

eric sat down with his back on a tree, it was a nice orange sky

but he heard something

*yelling noises or whatev*

swords clinging

“what the hell?..”

everyone seemed to be mad at eachother..

“lemme take a peek.”

many bodies filled the sand as eric watched

“heh, this will be fun.”

he pulled out a scoped longneck

“steady..”

and he took the shot! miss...

“you saw nothing, EPISODE OVER!“

director: no, no, cmon man you gotta do this

eric: BUT I MISSED!

director: alright, take 2!

“steady..”

he took the shot!.. miss.. again.

eric: ...

Director: JUST RAPID FIRE GODAMMIT!

eric: jeezzzz..

eric: but can i have lunch firs-

director: NO JUST DO IT!

eric rabid fired his rifle, 2 targets hit!

disclaimer: eric didn’t actually hit because it turns out he cant aim Sh!t.

“HAH!”

eric proudly stood up, as he got shot in the head

eric ouch!.. heyyyy!

director: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO HIT HIM!

guy: my aims just too good

eric: he assaulted me!

director: its plastic..

eric: oh... alright

yeah...

eric: can i have lunch ye-

director: SHUT THE F-

imma end it right there before eric gets fired!.. maybe

-HJK