Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
the righteous( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
eric apparently is a bad actor! (ep 7)
eric sat down with his back on a tree, it was a nice orange sky
but he heard something
*yelling noises or whatev*
swords clinging
“what the hell?..”
everyone seemed to be mad at eachother..
“lemme take a peek.”
many bodies filled the sand as eric watched
“heh, this will be fun.”
he pulled out a scoped longneck
“steady..”
and he took the shot! miss...
“you saw nothing, EPISODE OVER!“
director: no, no, cmon man you gotta do this
eric: BUT I MISSED!
director: alright, take 2!
“steady..”
he took the shot!.. miss.. again.
eric: ...
Director: JUST RAPID FIRE GODAMMIT!
eric: jeezzzz..
eric: but can i have lunch firs-
director: NO JUST DO IT!
eric rabid fired his rifle, 2 targets hit!
disclaimer: eric didn’t actually hit because it turns out he cant aim Sh!t.
“HAH!”
eric proudly stood up, as he got shot in the head
eric ouch!.. heyyyy!
director: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO HIT HIM!
guy: my aims just too good
eric: he assaulted me!
director: its plastic..
eric: oh... alright
yeah...
eric: can i have lunch ye-
director: SHUT THE F-
imma end it right there before eric gets fired!.. maybe
-HJK