Ark rng loves me i crafted a longneck then was flying around whent and grabbed a supply drop when a 555% longneck 🤯

The longneck rifle has a reload time of 4.3 seconds, I hope this info helps

Get a gallimimus max it speed and energy get a friend on the back with a long neck rifle shoot every one on the server and say meep meep then run away look in chat and giggle

It's so useful and cheap when having a good blueprint, i had one with 1896 damage and it wasn't that expensive at all, only 6000 metal

You would say that's So much! Brother it has 1896 damage, almost 1900 and most weapons will take A LOT more, ascendant shotgun blueprint i had cost me 10000 metal ingots to make One

An assassin who charges $10,000 per shot who never misses goes to a bar, a man whose resting his head on the counter with 3 glasses of beer finds the assassin and says "hey, are you the guy who never misses?"

"Yeah, it'll be 10k for one though"

"Right, I have 20, so my wife and best friend is having an affair and I want you to shoot my wife in the head and blow my friends pecker off"

After the assassin climbs on a roof and waits a couple minutes, the guy says "what's taking you so long?" Then the assassin replies with "I can save you 10 grand right now"

Use too take down big dinosaurs from far way

This is my good ol’ reliable.

-Ranger

How to be summarily executed:

Get a team

Get 1 person with a crime to the center and trap them

Get the team to kablam his head goodbye