An assassin who charges $10,000 per shot who never misses goes to a bar, a man whose resting his head on the counter with 3 glasses of beer finds the assassin and says "hey, are you the guy who never misses?"

"Yeah, it'll be 10k for one though"

"Right, I have 20, so my wife and best friend is having an affair and I want you to shoot my wife in the head and blow my friends pecker off"

After the assassin climbs on a roof and waits a couple minutes, the guy says "what's taking you so long?" Then the assassin replies with "I can save you 10 grand right now"

Horrendous weapon, though shines against players in pvp