Misunderstood

Chapter 1: Songs

Spitter was born in the swamp. His father told him he was destined for a big heroic moment one day, and Spitter couldn’t wait to slither into that moment.

“MOTHER!” Spitter shrieked animatedly, wanting to add an excited tone to his voice to get her curious.

“Yes darling?” Valkyrie asked lovingly, slithering towards him.

“I made A SONG! Doesn’t that sound great and heroic? Cause it is!” He held his head high and rattles his ornate and blue frill happily.

“Really? Let’s hear it.”

Spitter inhaled deeply, flicking his younger out one last time, and opened his mouth to sing perfectly:

“Human comes near, we chase it outa here! Human punch is in the face, he disgrace, SO WE WILL BITE HIM IN HIS FACE!”

Valkyrie eyes were wide with amusement. “Well that’s above song-“

“Wait! I’m not finished yet!” He called. “GROWL FACE EAT HIS FACE KNOCK HIM OVER SEAL HIS FATE! His friends will come to save him soon, they will get here by afternoon, and once he fall we kill them all!”

He bowed.