You can't ignore the Storm pinata

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You can't ignore the Storm pinata

BTW annoying list guy is dead. He shouldn't have jumped off that cliff, he's either a Wyvern, or he's just dead.

-no I'm ok

Shut up, nobody cares

-but I-

Too bad!

-can I be re-reincarnated

I SURE HOPE NOT!

NOBODY LIKES YOU

-😭

why do you need a "-" everytime you talk?

-Because I do

-*Wyvern noises*

Not convinced

-*sad Wyvern noises*

Bye I guess

-😭😭😭

Good luck trying to beat a Storm pinata with no arms. Haha

-help me TCLP

Don't help him

-please

BYE!

-double please

That's not a thing

-triple please

Still not a thing. You know what, just jump off another cliff

-but I just glide down, so what's the point?

How about, we use you as the Storm pinata!

That's perfect!

-but I dont want to get beaten with a stick

I want you to

-quadruple please

SHUT UP WITH THE PLEASE THING

*one hour later*

Wow, you're a great Storm pinata!

-wait...how can you speak Wyvern?

-OW!

That's not important

-OW!

-help m-

-OW!

No candy, just blood.

Fine with me though.

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