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Dodo Tales (S1 Ep10.5) behind the scenes 🤫

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Dodo Tales (S1 Ep10.5) behind the scenes 🤫

Rick wakes up. "Where's Bob- I mean, Jerry"

*CUT*

Rick wakes up. "WHERE'S JERRY!?!?!?! What do you mean that was too loud?"

*CUT*

*Jerry lying on the beach*

"This story is too generic"

"STICK TO THE SCRIPT"

*CUT*

*Rick smashes the rock into that guys head*

"Oh, is that a crystal lands poster? Can I have one?"

"No breaking the fourth wall!"

"Fine...but it is a nice poster..."

*CUT*

"Can I give the giga a hug?"

"NO!"

"Give me a break, I'm supposed to die in this part!"

*CUT*

"HEY! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO THROW THE FOAM ROCK AT HIS HEAD, NOT A REAL ONE!"

"Oh...sorry"

*CUT*

"Can this be one of those stories where animals can talk?"

"NO!"

"Why?"

"BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO EXPENSIVE TO HIRE AS ACTORS, WHY ELSE?"

"oh"

"But you guys have plenty of money"

"More money on actors means less money for you"

"Oh"

*CUT*

Ow I have a-

*CUT*

*Laughing intensifies*

"get it?"

"If you say cut then you have to hire talking animal actors

*CUT*

"😉"

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