"Not very active in the fanfiction community"

"..."

"Most humorous"

"Nah, you're thinking of list guy.

Don't ask what happened to him...he got what he deserved."

-nah I'm good

"Most popular"

"I'm flattered, but it's probably not true, and even if it was, we're all equals here, Let's keep it a democracy"

"The best person to ever exist

In the history of the universe"

"I'm blushing, honestly how kind of you."

(I'm just kidding this last one is a joke 😂)

Also, Dodos ARE stupid. I'm even gonna change my name to Anti-Dodo tales guy!

-ADTG