"Ok, whatever, you can live"

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"Ok, whatever, you can live"

*erases signature, but decides to sign it again*

Dont take this personally, I do NOT want to start the argument back up, but:

*takes a deep breath*

Makes it sound like your so damn good at arguing, which is exactly what I didn't want to hear. DON'T BE COCKY! I WILL CONTINUE THIS ARGUMENT FOR OVER 1000 YEARS UNTIL YOUR TOO TIRED TO FIGHT, THEN I SHALL DETACH YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR BODY AND END YOUR MISERY, AND THEN SHOVE IT IN A BLENDER AND DRINK THE LIQUID, THEN BARF IT OUT INTO A POOL OF SHARKS ON STEROIDS, THEN SERVE THEM AT A SHUSI RESTAURANT, AND THEN THROW ALL THE PEOPLE EATING THE SUSHI INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE UNDERWORLD.

"Those who boast about their IQs are losers"

-YES I WILL KEEP QUOTING STEPHEN HAWKING, SO DON'T ACT LIKE YOUR THE KING/QUEEN OF THE WORLD.

*falls unconscious from lack of air*

"Worth it"

-😴

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