Uh, actually, Storm becoming part of the hivemind doesn't…

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Uh, actually, Storm becoming part of the hivemind doesn't make much sense, after all, heirs are special in that they can be controlled as a hivemind, that is a feature of only alphas and heirs. Also,

hiveminding is too good for him, first he'll spend a year in the incinerator, and then year two in the cryogenic storage chamber, and then ten years in the chamber I'll build where all the robots scream at you

(reference that you may or may not understand)

Also, there are far better things to do with Storm, for instance, D.T.'s pinรฃta idea, and, trust me, as a pinรฃta for wyvern heirs, blood and internal organs and other gruesomeness not to be named are far better than candy, because, ya'know, wyverns just prefer innards to boiled sugar as food ๐Ÿ™‚

Or, of course, other good ideas for Storm could be:

The others find a gravestone in the middle of nowhere saying:

Here lies part of Storm

R I P

(Rest In Pieces)

Or:

The crystal queen keeps him and claims he's a good food source and cuts lumps put of his tail and feeds them to the heirs like what people do with leedsicthys

(Weird and kinda disgusting, but still)

Or:

Similarly, the crystal queen changes her mind about hiveminding, and instead swallows him, because, well, he does contain delicious primal energy, and of course, it doesn't leave any corpse in case the others try to find him later๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Or:

He is rescued by the others and "dies from natural causes" which should actually be "dies from brother" as Hurricane murders him thinking he might do the same to him because they fought over who gets to have Vein once

Or:

He dies bravely protecting Vein from a giant spike falling out of the sky, Hurricane tries to save him but he just gets impaled and all three of them become a sort of dead-wyvern kebab which Blicket rudely interrupts Qinter eating before they get a chance to bury it

(Ironic, depressing, noble, what's not to like, other than the main character a kebab of course)

Or:

He escapes but forgets that the crystal queen clipped his wings and he falls off a cliff and by an unusual twist of fate Flame happened to be right below it and he hits him with such force that the others later find nothing but a lot of blood and a very surprised looking orange allosaur head

(Messy, but it gets rid of two characters nobody likes)

Or:

He kills the crystal queen in an escape, quickly absorbs her crystals, then becomes the crystal king and is so confused he goes insane and becomes the antagonist

Or:

The others get him back but are forced to kill and eat him when stuck in a cave with no food

(Same reasons as number three)

Or:

He is possessed by the vengeful spirit of his unmentioned other sibling who he decided was ugly and so smooshed under a giant rock he pushed off a cliff

(Well... If there are reincarnated yuties as wyverns then...)

Or:

He eats a rare mushroom and starts claiming he can see purple mammoths dancing on their back legs and blowing tintoberries(that's the ARKiverse name for blowing raspberries) at him,

starts talking to trees, and thinks he's turned into a giant snail, he then dies of strangulation as he tries to have a headbutting contest with some animal guts

(Because, why not๐Ÿคฃ)

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