Pegomastax’s be like

*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*

Player: Aw man

*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*

Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys

*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*

Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN

*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*

Player: Elly!

*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: Billy, Bobby, no!

*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: No!

*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: Man, I’m hungry

*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: How is this still going?!

*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: I’m thirsty

*You were killed*

Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates

*You are now in Pegomastax land*

Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️

We had a giga on passive at our redwood base (since nothing ever attacks them). Low and behold, after over a week of nothing wrong, I see "Your Bruce (lvl 98 giga) was killed by pegomastax lvl 10".

When I say I screamed for 10 minutes, I mean it.

I swear they work together

Wild pego lv. 15 has stolen 10 element

Give me that back

Wild pego lv 55 has stolen 100 narcotics

Give it back now

Wild pego lv 118 has stolen 100 extraordinary kibble

For crying out loud give it back

Wild pego lv 150 has stolen cryopod (lv 281 giga)

“Cryopod sounds”

Giga roars

Pego hops into saddle

Chomp

Surviver was killed by lv 281 giga (tribe of Pego)

I hate you

When wild they are a pest, they steal your stuff and murder your tames.

But when tamed, they are amazing, have a pego, set it on somebody, it will then steal whatever is in their last hotbar slot, if they have nothing it will take a random item.

Better still, tame a whole army, they will Rob your victim of literally everything, berry seeds, superior kibble, guns, broken pickaxes, cryopodded pets, saddles, life, their job. . .

Nothing is safe from a pego army. . .

You can pick what it steal so as a shoulder mount so when I put it on eggs I lost it so when it came back with an army of angry Dino’s and a Wyvern and now my main base is fifty percent destroyed but I have a wyvern 🔼 for info

When you see one, put any kinds of berries in your last inventory slot and walk up to them slowly. They will take the berries and it will add to their bar. Just keep doing that over and over

-bboss505

Tame a pego they said:

ITLL BE FUN, THEY SAID:

Here little pego! Have these berries.

-you have been robbed! Acendent pump shotgun!

WHAT THE F.....okay okay calm down he will give it back once u tame him

-you have been robbed! Lv 310 ice wyvern egg!

NOT AGAIN CMON...

-you have been robbed! Credit card information!

What...

3 am in the morning: Text from unknown

-looks...

Pego text: You have been robbed!

Make sure you have nothing on you besides loads of Mejos, get the Pego in a taming pen and let it steel the Mejos from you.

Today, a pack of 4 killed our Otter.

Please kill on sight, they are able to kill your tames!

Do it for Harry Otter!