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Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.

So I live on herbivore island to get a vacation from all the carnivores, and theri’s...... and there’s like, 5 brontos roaming around on this island, constantly walking over my tales and getting stuff inside the group of them so I have to WHISTLE THEM OVER to free the…

Bronto Dossier: They are really really heavy dinos.And they can't jump.

Me: Went to kill a lvl 3 bronto for prime meat. And killed it.

Bronto: 3.... 2.... 1....

Me: Saw a bronto reach orbit at the speed of light.

I’ve tamed like 10 of these for under level 30 you don’t need narcotics unless you really want to but as long as you get berries in them straight away they will be good unless they are like over 100 or something

Me (noob): OOH!! An egg!!egg = kibble *steals egg* This might make my day. Bro to: who do you think you are?! (Next thing you know I’m fighting terraria’s Moon Lord with a F***ing stone pick

Terrible weapon -_-

Oh dear.. Here he is.. His fat self will be blocking the sun again- I better go get my lamp for the plants--

Guys I hatched one of these guys so I did not know what to do so I killed it and I got tones of prime meat so if you don’t know how to raise a baby bronto just kill it

This is how I got tricked by the bronto.... When I was a noob I saw a bronto I thought it will run when I hit it...so,I hit it and IT SLAPED MY FACE AND WAS LIKE"HEY YOU DIE AND GET OUT OF HERE!"AND THAT HAPPEND BUT at least the bronto DID NOT KILL ME THE FALL DAMAGE…

I lived next to one that couldn't break thach but tek and meatal

Mine tamed would slap me in the face if i hit a parrasar dummy.

So my brother and I were, I think level 15 at the time when a story began... it was our first world on the PS4 and we had decided to leave our base with a few dinos and go adventuring on a raft we had created. Well we foolishly had began out journey upon nightfall and were…

I was walking around with it geting berries and I thought we walked for miles we were so slow I turn around and see my base like 10 seconds away so I kEEP getting berries looking for that one scary (giga) lol

(Speaks gibberish) hsbsyd dhdbcdidndhdhsvgshsvsnskxn (nothing but weird words) dhvdydbvdvxbbdbxbxb 🤪

A Bronto will be your best friend if something is attacking you, just make sure you have a NASA Rocket Launching Permit or have had experience with being launched ( or yeeted ) in a rocket. If not, grab your space gear and be ready to be yeeeeeeeeeeeted to the moon

What you should do to find a base location you:tapping the bronto's ankle

Bronto:"I will send you to a base location"

Bronto:smacks your face

You:"thank you bronto"

Bronto:"That was fun I want to do it again!"

Bronto: Smacking your…

I just stole a brontosaurus I said HEY LOOK A EGG I WONDER I TOOK IT AND GUESS WHO COME RUNNING THE MARATHON OF DEATH :tip:

When taking I bronto egghave a sail with a hole lot of speed cause BUDDY YOUR GONNA NEED IT HAHAHAHA or just wait till it’s gone it boring but hey…