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Brontosaurus
The Brontosaurus is a behemoth of a dinosaur with a powerful tail 'tail sweep' attack that can smash all nearby enemies. This method is also one of the most efficient ways to gather berries and thatch, and the Brontosaurus' ability to carry large quantities of items make it even more useful for gathering. With its ability to carry a Platform Saddle, the Brontosaurus is often considered a must-have dinosaur for nomadic tribes looking for a mobile base.
Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.
DAMN BOY DAAAAMMM BOY! THIS THING THICK BOY.
If you go into camera mode and look in its mouth it has sharp teeth, just found this funny
Want to get squished Well here ur chance get it mad and go under its foot
Once you have a shotgun, taking out a Bronto is really easy... just don’t get close to it.
I tamed one on my private island when I was lvl 20
WHIP I CANNOT bl 😵 ahhhhhhhhhhh
Call them dead then you are dead Bronto. Laughs
Gud Dino get it, it gud very gud
Brontosaurus more like yeetasuares
Tail thats what you should know
Why does it say a metal pick is better than this guy.
Kid: Mom? Can we go to Africa? I want to see the gigyrafs!!!
Mom: Oh sure honey go right over there…
Kid: (Walks over to bronto) Now what?
Mom: The harder you hit the farther you go!
Kid: (Whacks bronto and flies across the world)
Later…
Mom: How was your…
Kid: Mom? Can we go to Africa? I want to see the gigyrafs!!!
Mom: Oh sure honey go right over there…
Kid: (Walks over to bronto) Now what?
Mom: The harder you hit the farther you go!
Kid: (Whacks bronto and flies across the world)
Later…
Mom: How was your trip?
Kid: Turned out I went farther then Africa….
Me: Decides to try an tame a bronto
Bronto: You cant knock me out
Me: 10 tranq arrows later
Bronto: Zzz
Me: this is taking forever to tame
Bronto: Zzz
Me: Ill just take her egg
Bronto: Zzz
Me: ill just leave her here shes close to my base
Bronto: Zzz
You do not have to worry about putting food in these guys, just click and they will be good for 10,000 years.
Me I will destroy you from far so u can't reach me bronto yes I can smacks with tail and kills
OMG so there was a bronto that kept walking on top of my base and it abound me SO MUCH. But then he glitches into a giant rock and got stuck there so I took my opportunity and tamed a bronto..... if you see a bronto stuck in a wall take your chances and get same tranq arrows
3, 2, 1, takeoff!!! ( Hits bronto ). Bronto : takeoff it is.
When I see a brontosaurus lvl 9999 me :P lol
I knocked out one of these bastards with nothing more than an acendent sling shot and 7 tranque arrows.