Haha long neck dino go boom boom

I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

It's big

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

I have knocked a bronto out with ascendant slingshot where my respect

Me as a new player: minding my own business when I see a giant egg laying on the ground in my genius mind I think it’s a good idea to go get the egg so I did that

Brontosaurus: oh no, you don’t

Brontosaurus comes out of nowhere and starts hitting me

Me: starts to hit it, and I think it’s a moving tree

Spoiler alert, it killed me but I had a fun time flying

Lol 🤣

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

“Ooh that’s a big looking tree let me hit that”

Beach Bob; 2017-2017

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time