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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is how I got tricked by the bronto.... When I was a noob I saw a bronto I thought it will run when I hit it...so,I hit it and IT SLAPED MY FACE AND WAS LIKE"HEY YOU DIE AND GET OUT OF HERE!"AND THAT HAPPEND BUT at least the bronto DID NOT KILL ME THE FALL DAMAGE I GOT FROM FALLING DOWN A NEAR-BY CLIFF KILLED ME INSTEAD!!!!! (This really happens even though it sounds weird)
So my brother and I were, I think level 15 at the time when a story began... it was our first world on the PS4 and we had decided to leave our base with a few dinos and go adventuring on a raft we had created. Well we foolishly had began out journey upon nightfall and were driving in the pitch black darkness when a drop had just dropped on an island which was right next to us! He had told me to wait at the boat while he went to get it, but I had not wanted to leave my younger brother alone so I followed him upon the island. Just as I open the crate I hear him yell, “RUN”! I look back and see a devilish beast chasing after us, (a carno), we ran until morning and had finally managed to escape it and ended up upon another island. With no boat, nor food we sat there. I had then tamed a Dilo while we were trying to find our way back home. We had then come across a beautiful big bronto and pull out our slingshots and shoot it and tame it! That bronto is named gray and now has a son.
I just stole a brontosaurus I said HEY LOOK A EGG I WONDER I TOOK IT AND GUESS WHO COME RUNNING THE MARATHON OF DEATH :tip:
When taking I bronto egghave a sail with a hole lot of speed cause BUDDY YOUR GONNA NEED IT HAHAHAHA or just wait till it’s gone it boring but hey you’ll live P.S I lived After a few drinks of life you’ll live lol