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Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.

On mobile if u stand on the tip of its head and put on follow, it will just keep moving forward forever

You:Ahh a new server a better time.

Bronto:hello.

You:woah you almost squished me

Bronto:Oop.

*Squish*

You:Man already?!

-Thylcolo huntress

Meet the Dodo Stomper 2000

This can stomp any dodo just ride it for a couple minutes

My brother says something ridiculous

Me: and hedgehogs can fly!

Me in ark. *Rides my bronto and yeets a dilo outta the sky.* Hedgehogs CAN fly! If you throw hem hard enough.

“I’d do anything, anything for youuuuuuuuuuu.” I say to the bronto. Bronto answers, “I’d do anything for me, do anything for me, do anything, anything, to make you see the light.........,.” I get yeeeeeeettt Ed out the world. Instead of the shot heard round the…

Me: Walking in a river with my brand new bronto*

Bronto: why are all these fish swarming around my legs

Me:gets notifications;

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto…

Bob: yey . Bronto: OH HEAVINS!!! A GIGANOTO. Bob:OH MY GOSH!! (Exploded to lost island). Bronto: (Follows him). Both: where are we???????

Bronto: NOOOOOO Giga just followed us Brachiosaurus and Titanosaur: the word sauropods do not give up bronto HahahaHahaha

It’s me the knocked out brontosaurus guy if you get a saddled petaradon and run into a non tamed bronto you will go through it I play on mobile so I don’t know if this works on any other platform.

When i steal its egg it looks like bronto Just increased velocity to +100

To tame dis walking earthquake, you need a BIG BIG FAT ROCK. or say goodbye to your family and hope you don't end up in space.

There once was a man who was addicted to eggs ohh. He found a nice big old egg he grabbed it ohh. The the mother that was a Bronto came ohh. Then the man was sent to Jupiter and back ooooohhhh.

Little bronto little one save me from this other one and make my life so much longer little bronto little one

If you read this make sure you sing it in your mind and for those who don’t know the song I tried to base it off of go on YouTube and type: The Beach Boys: Surfer…

when i first played this game i just took an egg what i didn’t know was THAT EGG WAS A TICKET TO MARS

If one of these dinosaurs kills all your dinosaurs because your dinosaurs hit it when batting a raptor then just take it's spine now guess who was a grave next to there house and have a spine on my wall me and guess who is died and have no spine that brontosaurus