Steal it’s egg, get yeeted out of orbit

Don’t touch giant blue eggs in the forest if you value existence

Tip : Don't put wooden / metal spike walls near your base if you live in an area with a lot of sauropods.

this is why : since they like to wander around, There's a chance that they will get stabbed by the spikes when they wander near your base. And they will get mad at you, kill your tames, and wreck your base.

so please be careful and think twice before setting up spikes near your base.

thank you for reading.

Warning! Legs can look like tree trunks when farming wood with a Castorides. Brontos don't like things chewing their legs.

fun fact: if your getting chased by low level threats like Raptors, Carnos or rexes then simply bait them to attack the bronto and if theres more than 1 then they gonna clear it like no time

If you are being chased by a huge carnivore just run through a brontosaurus legs as fast as you can.

Bronto will knock down trees to get to where it needs to go.

Where bronto wants to walk, bronto will go.

I was busy getting 13 of my tames on my upgraded raft

(It was dark) then I accidentally punched it with a metal hatchet

The 13 turned into 3

I had 4 dilos 3 Dodds 1 phiomia 2 paras 1 mosschop 1 anklo

After the incident I had 1 Para 1 mosschop 1 anklo

Tame it. Move it to a drop upload it and the download it at a drop next to your base for quick delivery!

Don't hit it. Just Don't.

A helpful tip should include a few more words...

my bloody legendary bronto clapped 2 rexs and another bronto

How to steal big funny blue egg 2: the sequel

1. get tons of tames

2. Find egg

3. "Borrow" egg

4. Once funny long neck dino gets the legal rights to rickroll you destroy it with your tames.

5. You have egg :D

6. I take no responsibility for any casualties in the battle with funny long neck dino, YOU decided to stea- I mean borrow it's egg.

Dear noobs,

When you encounter this formidable creature do not hit it with your fists as after that it will send you to Jupiter and back.

Sincerely, The Noob Informer

Whoever it was who said one pushed them off a cliff for no reason. That was a diplodocus not a bronto diplodocus are small and have straight necks and pointy teeth for stripping leaves off of bushes and ferns while brontos are big with bendy necks and kind of beak like mouths for snapping leaves and twigs put of the canopy.

How to steal big funny blue egg:

1. Build a raft

2. Find egg

3. Grab egg

4. Dash to raft before funny long neck dino catches you

5. Get as far away from land as you can

6. You now have egg

If your killing them for xp use a flyer just above there head so they don't agro

Up if it helped

Me: Builds base on herbivore island (that small island in the southeast)

The 4 brontos on the island: *Curious Bronto Noises*

I was taking 11 dilos, all between lvls 5-40 to try to explore the south cave in The Island. When I looked out from behind a rock, I saw a big blue egg sitting in an opening. I picked it up, and the nearby bronto did nothing. I got hungry, and bronto eggs restore 100 hunger, so I ate it. THEN the bronto got mad. It chased after me and my dilos attacked it. It killed 6 of the dilos before I finished it off with a regular bow. Got the trophy and named the five remaining dilos, including my strongest lvl 38, Bronto Killers 1-5

I like making them mad and luring them to my base, where three rexes, two spinos, three carnos, one bary, six raptors, three terror birds, one ptero, one tapejara, and one allosaurus wait with open arms. Free meat.

How to escape this creature get hit by its tail and get yeeted out of the orbit