Ads movie meme number 1
Bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS (steps on mine turtle)
Mine turtle: hello!
(Everyone dies)
THE END

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

I have discovered the ultimate travel machine!

1. Find bronto egg
2. Steal
3. Make parachute
4. Get yeeted halfway across the island
5. Repeat
6.
Realize that you were in the ice and now you are on herbivore island

Cool!

It's big

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

People say it kills you if you steal it’s egg and it probably does but not for me?

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living

Noob: oh an egg, me want
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*

As soon as I tamed my 5 dilos I accidentally hit a bronto....






All my dilos and me were yeeted across the map and all my dilos die instantly



R.I.P tod the dilo, Killer,Fred, noodle,Bob,pane in the Ass,blow chunks, and yeet.