I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

It's big

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

So I went to help this person new to the game hatch “eggs” they had..they said they had a ton…so yeah they went around stealing eggs from lit brontos sarcos theris..idk how they were till alive tbh after I stopped laughing and explained I was just impressed🤣

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

*Takes off glasses*

*Jurassic Park Theme plays*

"Welcome, to The Island."

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

Steal its egg go to another galaxy

Rookie Mistakes:

Noob: I’m gonna tame this Bronto

Noob: *Punches foot* I think I got it knocked out.

Bronto: …

Bronto: Hey you tiny thing! Wanna free trip?

Noob: To where?

Bronto: To Pluto…

BAM

GitezGood

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