Can you guess what my friend named his bronto. It was THIGHS😂😂😂

Random idiot: oh hey a fat hippo.
Random idiot: -smacks foot-
Bronto (fat hippo) : i like ya cut g ;)
-bronto: s m a c k .
Random idiot: now.. when did I sign up for NASA..

Me: An egg! Looks yummy!
Bronto: Hey give that back!
Me: No I found it!
Bronto: I layed it!
Me: Well I’m not giving it to you!
Bronto: I’ll knock you in to space!
Me: Fat chance!
Me * Flys to Jupiter
Me: heeeerrrrrreeeeeessssss yoooooouuuuuuurrrrr eeeeeggggggg aahhhhhhhhhhhh!

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

I have discovered the ultimate travel machine!

1. Find bronto egg
2. Steal
3. Make parachute
4. Get yeeted halfway across the island
5. Repeat
6.
Realize that you were in the ice and now you are on herbivore island

Cool!

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

The guy below me is retarded (thats me lol)
.

It's big

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living

Noob: oh an egg, me want
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*

Me:spawns
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Bronto: DIE.
Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Don’t bully fat guys

If you're bored of your current base location and want to find a new one, Mr. Bronto is here to help! Just tap his ankle and he'll gladly send you far across the map to your new favorite base location! Also, look out because after he throws you far away, he'll have so much fun that he'll chase after you and try again! Good luck! And happy house hunting!

*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."

Jimmy:*sees egg*
Rick:Jimmy no
Jimmy:*grabs egg*
Rick:JIMMY WHY-
Bronto:I would like to introduce myself

Pretty easy to kill

First Step:Grab your dodo
Second Step:Make the dodo attack it
Third step:Watch the Dead Bronto go flying into the air after the dodo kills it





*Warning*
Dodo's are Endgame tames and if you see one admire it from a safe distance

I once knocked out one in the water and she was drowning so I had to tame it quickly and she survived on a smiget of health then two years later she died in a cannon misfire incident. May she walk the rainbow bridge

I was on herbivore island stole like 3 bronto eggs and a trike egg I got chased and smacked for miles

Whana go to space hit it and say good bye

Bronto carrying a Quetz carrying a Megalosaurus carrying a Tapejara carrying a player carrying a Dodo.

Lol just the thought of how thus nicht looks makes me laugh