Me:spawns
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Bronto: DIE.
Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Don’t bully fat guys

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

It’s a bird it’s a plane it’s just blocking our way

He once trampled me, that hoe. I died

DO NOT BREED THESE UNLESS YOU HAVE ROOM! I MADE A SMALL PEN FOR ABOUT 3 AND I BRED THEM AND I GOT TRIPLETS AND I AM NOW OUT OF FOOD AND SPACE HELP. (They all lived, and now im hatching 10 fertilized bronto eggs, wish me luck [10-30 brontos])

It's big

If you're bored of your current base location and want to find a new one, Mr. Bronto is here to help! Just tap his ankle and he'll gladly send you far across the map to your new favorite base location! Also, look out because after he throws you far away, he'll have so much fun that he'll chase after you and try again! Good luck! And happy house hunting!

“Hey look it’s a tree.” Shut up Jim!

Easiest way to go to space! Rockets are useless, just use a bronto!

So on ragnarock I hade an old base in Viking bay ( so imagine Viking bay and im now in the middle) and I had a bronto w/ a platform saddle that I hadn’t been using/didn’t have a use for... BUT besides I had made this huge mobile Dino “parking garage” sort of thing and then I had made a building that had a large elevator platform on it, and that was taking the Dino’s up on to the bronto But the REALLY big ones...they had to follow me ALLLL the way up the mountain. And I do recommend use a bronto “parking garage”

Thanks for reading

*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."

Everybody gangsta till the bronto steps on your base (guy with pterodactyl)

They will be mine all mine. And they are great at getting thacht.

Bronto carrying a Quetz carrying a Megalosaurus carrying a Tapejara carrying a player carrying a Dodo.

Lol just the thought of how thus nicht looks makes me laugh

1. Don't look for brontos in caves
2. Don't look for brontos in trees
3. Look for brontos on the island

If there was a single word to describe this creature
It would be
Fat

There was one aquamarine looking one, just a few feet away from my base... however, one day it came NEAR my base, and knocked down 1 of the palm trees, but I could care less. So I went and gather items and only to come back to see the Bronto LI-TE-RA-LLY stepping on my THATCH HOUSE, bringing his whole body on top of it! And I low-key yelled, “MY DODO’S INSIDE!!!”— And oop- the Bronto’s body is completely on top of my house and it didn’t collapse... WHAT!? I like Ark, it’s just filled with many unpredictable surprises.

They will send you to destination fucked if you provoke one.

I'm a dinosaurs fan rawrrrrrr 🦕🦕🦕

I am a great dinosaur rawrrrrrr
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