Punch the guys and get yeeted out of the map

Oh dear.. Here he is.. His fat self will be blocking the sun again- I better go get my lamp for the plants--

Noob: oh an egg, me want
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*

So when i was new to this when ever I saw something new I punched it.

This one was my worst mistake.

Am I the only one who keeps pumping melee in my bronto?

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

Me playing ARK for the 1st time: oh, a Bronto egg…Let’s grab it! this might coming handy...
Next thing I know mama Bronto is chasing me all over the southern beach & I had to swim all over the ocean swarming with megapiranhas/megalodon to get off from her.

Me:spawns
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Bronto: DIE.
Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Don’t bully fat guys

DO NOT BREED THESE UNLESS YOU HAVE ROOM! I MADE A SMALL PEN FOR ABOUT 3 AND I BRED THEM AND I GOT TRIPLETS AND I AM NOW OUT OF FOOD AND SPACE HELP. (They all lived, and now im hatching 10 fertilized bronto eggs, wish me luck [10-30 brontos])

If you're bored of your current base location and want to find a new one, Mr. Bronto is here to help! Just tap his ankle and he'll gladly send you far across the map to your new favorite base location! Also, look out because after he throws you far away, he'll have so much fun that he'll chase after you and try again! Good luck! And happy house hunting!

Largest of the large



Filler

It's big

It’s a bird it’s a plane it’s just blocking our way

I tried to get on its back for a free ride get stuck in between its butt and ankle me:good enough

Bronto:I will lay an egg here
Bronto: Lays egg
Me:Comes and sees the egg
Me:Oh!a bronto egg I can make kibble oh!and it's fertilized!!!
Me:Picks the egg
Bronto: Drop it!!!
Me:Sorry!
Bronto:THEN DIE,DIE, DIEEEEEE!!!!
Bronto:Smacks my face
Me flying in the air:I SAID SORRY!!!
Me:Lands next to a giga
Giga:Oooh!MY TASTY MEAL!!!
Giga: Eats me
Me:Dies
Moral:Font steal bronto's eggs especially fertilized ones

*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."

“Hey look it’s a tree.” Shut up Jim!

So on ragnarock I hade an old base in Viking bay ( so imagine Viking bay and im now in the middle) and I had a bronto w/ a platform saddle that I hadn’t been using/didn’t have a use for... BUT besides I had made this huge mobile Dino “parking garage” sort of thing and then I had made a building that had a large elevator platform on it, and that was taking the Dino’s up on to the bronto But the REALLY big ones...they had to follow me ALLLL the way up the mountain. And I do recommend use a bronto “parking garage”

Thanks for reading

Easiest way to go to space! Rockets are useless, just use a bronto!