i remember i hit i of these thinking it was a tree lol😂🤣🤣

I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

It's big

how do i uncrush my dodo after bronto fell on her?

On the art he have three legs 😅

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

Noob: oh an egg, me want

Noob:*takes egg*

Bronto: OH NO U DONT-

Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*

*Takes off glasses*

*Jurassic Park Theme plays*

"Welcome, to The Island."

Big dinosaur hehe huge neck dino

Me:spawns

Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!

Me: picks up egg

Bronto: DIE.

Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!

Moral: Don’t bully fat guys

If you're bored of your current base location and want to find a new one, Mr. Bronto is here to help! Just tap his ankle and he'll gladly send you far across the map to your new favorite base location! Also, look out because after he throws you far away, he'll have so much fun that he'll chase after you and try again! Good luck! And happy house hunting!

Do not bunch. You will find yourself at the receiving end of a tailwhip

Bronto carrying a Quetz carrying a Megalosaurus carrying a Tapejara carrying a player carrying a Dodo.

Lol just the thought of how thus nicht looks makes me laugh

I have discovered the ultimate travel machine!

1. Find bronto egg

2. Steal

3. Make parachute

4. Get yeeted halfway across the island

5. Repeat

6.

Realize that you were in the ice and now you are on herbivore island

Cool!

1. Don't look for brontos in caves

2. Don't look for brontos in trees

3. Look for brontos on the island

Tintoberries are red

Azulberries are blue

You stole one’s egg!?

I’ll bet you flew!

They will send you to destination f***ed if you provoke one.