Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

Noob: oh an egg, me want
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living

I’m only level 38 I I don’t do stuff exept hunt and tame imma need a bigger Dino pen tho TwT

They said it takes 17 tranqs to K/O a lvl 2 I HAD ONE LEFT FRICKEN LIARS IT TAKES 16 SHOT TO THE FACE

Pretty easy to kill

First Step:Grab your dodo
Second Step:Make the dodo attack it
Third step:Watch the Dead Bronto go flying into the air after the dodo kills it





*Warning*
Dodo's are Endgame tames and if you see one admire it from a safe distance

Me:spawns
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Bronto: DIE.
Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Don’t bully fat guys

It's big

If you're bored of your current base location and want to find a new one, Mr. Bronto is here to help! Just tap his ankle and he'll gladly send you far across the map to your new favorite base location! Also, look out because after he throws you far away, he'll have so much fun that he'll chase after you and try again! Good luck! And happy house hunting!

DO NOT BREED THESE UNLESS YOU HAVE ROOM! I MADE A SMALL PEN FOR ABOUT 3 AND I BRED THEM AND I GOT TRIPLETS AND I AM NOW OUT OF FOOD AND SPACE HELP. (They all lived, and now im hatching 10 fertilized bronto eggs, wish me luck [10-30 brontos])

*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."

So when i was new to this when ever I saw something new I punched it.

This one was my worst mistake.

If you accidentally hit one of these buggers, your going on a one way trip to the ISS

So, I had this fear of Brontos for awhile and I had 4 or 5 around my base at one point. I decided to face my fears for once and tried to kill one with a sword and a bunch of arrows- I failed miserably.

When I get back to my base however- I find one laying dead on the ground, turns out it killed one of my Dilos when it was attacking the spikes and all 28 of my tamed Dino smacked it into oblivion.
(R.I.P Curry)

It is a big walking military base

(Steals egg) 1 minute later: OH SHI—

Do these ever back up onto your base with its hind legs and just poop?

Bronto, I have come, tell me the secrets of the universe.
Bronto:We are 70% chonk, and 50% of Canada is A. We get hugged by deinonychus and we slap humans to mars.
Me:🤚👌

Bronto carrying a Quetz carrying a Megalosaurus carrying a Tapejara carrying a player carrying a Dodo.

Lol just the thought of how thus nicht looks makes me laugh