I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT DO THIS! XD

If you wanted to tame a level 300 bronto with only your fist and mejoberries you would need to punch it 11785 times and feed it 1334 mejoberries over the course of 8 hours and 15 seconds. This could in theory work quite nicely if the bronto got stuck from some rocks, until you realize the amount of recoil damage from punching. But this isn’t over yet, if we were to create a small stone structure with a bed inside we could respawn infinitely allowing us to punch the bronto with our many lives. We would also put some spare beds in the structure just in case one breaks or stops working. Now I have wasted your time and mine by typing this. But at least you know.

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

It's big

Me: walks up to bronto

Me: steals egg

Bronto: “What do you think your doing?”

Me: “uuuuuuuuh… “

Bronto: “Yeet!”

Me: “weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… ”

I don’t know how to use it but it’s a little bit more than I thought

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

I got a glitch to insta knockout out it and im half way through ez!

Hit the arrow pointing up

*Takes off glasses*

*Jurassic Park Theme plays*

"Welcome, to The Island."

I have knocked a bronto out with ascendant slingshot where my respect

Noob: oh an egg, me want

Noob:*takes egg*

Bronto: OH NO U DONT-

Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*

Real men use their fists to knock out and then use amaberries to tame

Taking there egg automatically tames the bronto, make sure to be close to the bronto when you take it though or else it won't work,

Me:spawns

Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!

Me: picks up egg

Bronto: DIE.

Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!

Moral: Don’t bully fat guys

Bronto carrying a Quetz carrying a Megalosaurus carrying a Tapejara carrying a player carrying a Dodo.

Lol just the thought of how thus nicht looks makes me laugh

1. Don't look for brontos in caves

2. Don't look for brontos in trees

3. Look for brontos on the island

If you're bored of your current base location and want to find a new one, Mr. Bronto is here to help! Just tap his ankle and he'll gladly send you far across the map to your new favorite base location! Also, look out because after he throws you far away, he'll have so much fun that he'll chase after you and try again! Good luck! And happy house hunting!

“Ooh that’s a big looking tree let me hit that”

Beach Bob; 2017-2017