I was tamping two lvl 40s for breeding, I got them both tamed and enabled breeding. I had forgot to look at the gender before i tamed, they were both girls

I spawned in I see a egg 🥚 I eat it. Bronto comes up to me and said spit it out I shuck my head no bronto slaps me across the island I land in ocean 🌊 I see mosasaurus I tame it hear that same bronto and sabotages ma and my mosasaurus across the sky and I screme I believe I can fly

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

Jimmy:*sees egg*
Rick:Jimmy no
Jimmy:*grabs egg*
Rick:JIMMY WHY-
Bronto:I would like to introduce myself

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

Noob: oh an egg, me want
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*

I grab an egg
Mr. Bronto isn't so happy
I grab my leg
Mr. Bronto wants to make it snappy..

He throws me afar
Through an open door ajar
I stumble a bit
But least he made it quick,

But wait, there's more
For Mr. Bronto runs across the moor
He stomps on my house
My poor dodo and blouse
And slaps me far awayyyyyy!

For he did a deed
A deed that'll leave me to banter
Run while he bounces after
My poor dodo-
But least he isn't getting meee..

Oh wait! That's him
Coming from across the moorrr..
Atleast it's a lovely face-
Oh no, oh no there's more!

He whips his tail
In a wide circle
Only to throw my frail
Body across the moorrrrrr!

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living

It's big

A
cHoNkY
bOy

Me:spawns
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Bronto: DIE.
Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Don’t bully fat guys

I like em big
I like em chunky
*chunky*
I like em round
With somethin somethin

If you're bored of your current base location and want to find a new one, Mr. Bronto is here to help! Just tap his ankle and he'll gladly send you far across the map to your new favorite base location! Also, look out because after he throws you far away, he'll have so much fun that he'll chase after you and try again! Good luck! And happy house hunting!

Pretty easy to kill

First Step:Grab your dodo
Second Step:Make the dodo attack it
Third step:Watch the Dead Bronto go flying into the air after the dodo kills it





*Warning*
Dodo's are Endgame tames and if you see one admire it from a safe distance

*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."

Me:Ispawn in I see egg I take it
Bronto:drop it
Me:no
Bronto: to k you asked for this
Me:oh no
Bronto:slaps me across whole map
Me:spawn a n again there he is again and I started crying and I through my phone

Bronto carrying a Quetz carrying a Megalosaurus carrying a Tapejara carrying a player carrying a Dodo.

Lol just the thought of how thus nicht looks makes me laugh

1. Don't look for brontos in caves
2. Don't look for brontos in trees
3. Look for brontos on the island

It’s big like this box. Click read more

DO NOT BREED THESE UNLESS YOU HAVE ROOM! I MADE A SMALL PEN FOR ABOUT 3 AND I BRED THEM AND I GOT TRIPLETS AND I AM NOW OUT OF FOOD AND SPACE HELP. (They all lived, and now im hatching 10 fertilized bronto eggs, wish me luck [10-30 brontos])