ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT DO THIS! XD
If you wanted to tame a level 300 bronto with only your fist and mejoberries you would need to punch it 11785 times and feed it 1334 mejoberries over the course of 8 hours and 15 seconds. This could in theory work quite nicely if the bronto got stuck from some rocks, until you realize the amount of recoil damage from punching. But this isn’t over yet, if we were to create a small stone structure with a bed inside we could respawn infinitely allowing us to punch the bronto with our many lives. We would also put some spare beds in the structure just in case one breaks or stops working. Now I have wasted your time and mine by typing this. But at least you know.
If you're bored of your current base location and want to find a new one, Mr. Bronto is here to help! Just tap his ankle and he'll gladly send you far across the map to your new favorite base location! Also, look out because after he throws you far away, he'll have so much fun that he'll chase after you and try again! Good luck! And happy house hunting!