I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

It's big

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

Me: Takes Bronto egg

OH LAWD HE COMIN

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

Tintoberries are red

Azulberries are blue

You stole one’s egg!?

I’ll bet you flew!

Noob: oh an egg, me want

Noob:*takes egg*

Bronto: OH NO U DONT-

Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*

*Takes off glasses*

*Jurassic Park Theme plays*

"Welcome, to The Island."

I have discovered the ultimate travel machine!

1. Find bronto egg

2. Steal

3. Make parachute

4. Get yeeted halfway across the island

5. Repeat

6.

Realize that you were in the ice and now you are on herbivore island

Cool!

Me:spawns

Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!

Me: picks up egg

Bronto: DIE.

Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!

Moral: Don’t bully fat guys

When trying to tame. All my arrow hit everything BUT THE STINKING BRONTO.

Spino: who shot me?! Time to DIE!!

Bronto: HAHAHA! YOU MISSED

When i steal its egg it looks like bronto Just increased velocity to +100

If you're bored of your current base location and want to find a new one, Mr. Bronto is here to help! Just tap his ankle and he'll gladly send you far across the map to your new favorite base location! Also, look out because after he throws you far away, he'll have so much fun that he'll chase after you and try again! Good luck! And happy house hunting!

Bronto carrying a Quetz carrying a Megalosaurus carrying a Tapejara carrying a player carrying a Dodo.

Lol just the thought of how thus nicht looks makes me laugh

1. Don't look for brontos in caves

2. Don't look for brontos in trees

3. Look for brontos on the island

They will send you to destination f***ed if you provoke one.

Pretty easy to kill

First Step:Grab your dodo

Second Step:Make the dodo attack it

Third step:Watch the Dead Bronto go flying into the air after the dodo kills it

*Warning*

Dodo's are Endgame tames and if you see one admire it from a safe distance

Pretty easy to kill

First Step:Grab your dodo

Second Step:Make the dodo attack it

Third step:Watch the Dead Bronto go flying into the air after the dodo kills it

*Warning*

Dodo's are Endgame tames and if you see one admire it from a safe distance