Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This is how I got tricked by the bronto.... When I was a noob I saw a bronto I thought it will run when I hit it...so,I hit it and IT SLAPED MY FACE AND WAS LIKE"HEY YOU DIE AND GET OUT OF HERE!"AND THAT HAPPEND BUT at least the bronto DID NOT KILL ME THE FALL DAMAGE I GOT FROM FALLING DOWN A NEAR-BY CLIFF KILLED ME INSTEAD!!!!! (This really happens even though it sounds weird)
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
I used to have a dilo, itβs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
Is it a eatmeatsaurus? -Jurassic park 1993
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAβs space program
I was busy crafting stuff at my smithy when I was suddenly standing on a brontoβs tail
This thing will go as far as starving itself than letting me tame it
Me:BET you canβt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoβs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoβs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youβve recreated the land before time
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."