Bob, if you want some stereotypes, here are two, even if perhaps I am not seasnake.

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Bob, if you want some stereotypes, here are two, even if perhaps I am not seasnake. . . Or am I?. . . No, I'm not. . . But then, only seasnake could ever know. . . Oh. . . Or me. . . And no, I am not

Poecilotheria metallica:

The scientific one, doesn't talk much, sense of humour is gruesome

(rest in pieces Storm), and when it's not that, it's just bizarre, also SSSSSsssssshhhinyyyyyyy SSSSSsssufffffff issssSSSS niceeee. . . I am truly a lunatic

Ackbar:

Manages to be the odd one out by being the completely ordinary guy with perfect grammar and well constructed sentences,

But his stories are hard to find nonetheless.

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