🤔🤔🤔 I like a couple of those names, but what about:

Nightfall

That's like, a pretty cool

Nickname as far as I'm concerned.

Or

Use Storm as a pinata

That's also a good one.

I think I prefer

Use Storm as a pinata now that I

Think about it, but what do you think?

Just kidding, Nightfall is the coolest nickname my uncreative mind can like of, so here goes nothing:

Dirt, a story by Nightfall:

Once there was a clump of dirt named steve. He loved to exist, and he was happy. One rainy day however, he got washed away into a sewer. "I'm lonely" he said to himself.

Soon, an Alligator found him and asked how he could be sad in such a wonderful place. He said "this place is horrible" and the Alligator said "my name is Dave" and he picked up the dirt and they adventured through the sewer for all of eternity, because Dave was actually an evil demon that tortured Steve and made his life even more miserable.

-the end 😉

Bet you didn't expect that twist ending.