Bob, I don't like "Dodo" because Dodos were known for…

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Bob, I don't like "Dodo" because Dodos were known for being stupid, and I would take it as an insult. I don't like "Dodo guy" because of the same issue, and what the heck would I name myself other than that? I'm stuck with Dodo Tales guy/person for now I guess. Also Seasnake is not at all related to the stories he/she makes, so if I had a name it would probably be completely random.

Ideas:

-i have none

-help

-I need suggestions

-please

-not In the name suggestions

-but just In the story section

-seasnake how did you do it??

-stop laughing

-this isn't funny, ok?

-STOP

-get me out of here

-Hurricane is underrated

-what?

-it's true

-you can't deny it

-end this

-save me please

-I SAID END THIS

-you can only save me by making Hurricane get to marry vein at the end

-for real

-for real

-ok fine, not for real

-i can't be the only one who thinks that

-right?

-come on Bob, agree with me on this one

-fine....bye

-im running out of words

-you know how to end the crystal lands

-with Storm crying in the corner

-yes

-bye

-im out of words

-HuRrIcAnE iS bEtTeR ThAN StOrM

-truer words have never been spoken

-Hurricanes deserve rights too

-yes they do

-yes they do

-you know they do

-I will never write again if you dont end it like that

-JK I'm not that mean

-HURRICANE IS UNDERRATED

-I'm not lying

-still like storm more?

-a Hurricane is a type of storm,

But a storm, is not a type of hurricane

-confused?

-good

-you need to give Hurricane more dialogue and care

-WHAT?!?!

-WHY IS EVERYONE STARING AT ME????

-HURRICANE IS UNDERRATED

-IM TELLING THE TRUTH

-what?

-you want me to shut up and talk about my own stories?

-well too bad

-I will once Hurricane gets married to Vein and becomes the KING OF THE UNIVERSE

-i mean: KING OF THE CRYSTAL LANDS

-hey, stop

-why are you dragging me away

-FINE I'LL SHUT UP

-once Hurricane gets m-

-FINE FINE FINE

-bye bye bye bye bye

-got to go

-have a nice day writing about Hurricane

-😉

-wink wink

-because he's gonna get married

-I don't care what you say

-he's gonna be king

-he'll beat the crap out of the crystal queen, you just wait and see

-and then they'll be using Storm as a pinata, for their wedding

-😉😉😉

-bye (you know what to do)

-I should be a comedian someday

-what?!

-make Hurricane king

-i will do ANYTHING

-I'll make a story about dirt if I have to

-JUST SO HURRICANE GETS TO BE KING

-NOBODY CARES ABOUT STORM

-DO IT

-what are you waiting for?

-get to it

-i will attend their wedding

-all I have to do is jump in quicksand

-and walk like 100 miles

-I will take a car

-then I can make the journey

-i will attend their wedding

-just make a random Dodo at the wedding

-(it will be me in disguise)

-I'll become Hurricanes best friend

-so I can beat Storm with a stick

-he will be the pinata

-if none of this happens

-I will be the one crying in

-the corner

-make it happen

-or I could jump off a cliff and be -reincarnated as a crystal Wyvern

-Beat the crap out of Storm

-and then be Hurricane's new friend

-booom

-here we go

-3

-2

-1

-gooooooooooo

-....

-....

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