In spirit of the holidays: Santa jaws is coming to the beach! He sees you when your swimming,he can sense you in his wake,he knows if you tastes good or bad so beware for goodness sake-DARKSTAR
Megalodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.
That moment your taming a dunk and a bunch of these sneak up you just to get a sweet piece of your meat
Breed two sharks then you have a baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Its shark a big lump w/ teeth it has my blood (it has ma blood) I can’t imagine a more dangerous thing its shark i can tell you all about it i mean look at this thing when i tamed my dolphin. Everything changed
Baby meg doo doooo do...
I was swimming on my mosa until some megs attacked and I killed them all
Shut up meg
Shut up meg
Shut up meg
Shut up meg
Shut up meg
Kite enemy dinos into the water and watch them become fish food
Best part is it wont be "your fault"
Ayy yall like Imagine Dragons?
Trouble
Blood is in the rocky waters
Hide away your sons and daughters
Eat you alive
Levels
Better put your head on swivels
Dancing with the very devil
Butter to knife
Song is called Sharks by Imagine Dragons
I was killed by the Meg 3 times and I still TRY T-T
That one dino that always follow you everytime you swim
Paint I orange and name it goldfish
The old lady has killed the megaladon howwww! (I forgot how to spell big scary shark).
The picture is amazing, I'm dying lol.
Why is there a old lady in a megldon suit? I mean I know is April 1 but why
So one time I was doing a natural polymer run and I sat on the water (with a Pelagornis) and waiting to bait a shark for no reason at all, then when I least expected it, a megalodon came out of nowhere and scared the crap out of me, the only thing that was seriously hurt was my…
So one time I was doing a natural polymer run and I sat on the water (with a Pelagornis) and waiting to bait a shark for no reason at all, then when I least expected it, a megalodon came out of nowhere and scared the crap out of me, the only thing that was seriously hurt was my bravery
these guys are probably slower than the carby’s, they’re tiny too?? at least call them a shark. these guys are supposed to be much much closer as the mosa, maybe better? and they are actually huge, but their smile looks like it came out of a horror movie in the dark…
these guys are probably slower than the carby’s, they’re tiny too?? at least call them a shark. these guys are supposed to be much much closer as the mosa, maybe better? and they are actually huge, but their smile looks like it came out of a horror movie in the dark holding a candle, put a nun outfit on it and go up to it when its night holding a torch, keep your distance and your pants will look like you sat in chocolate sauce
I get killed by this thing every time but still decide to use water to escape the carnotaurus
Alpha Megalodon = kills your tame, kills you, kills everyone on your server...if you see it...run...
Just use a raft people and your life is safe or you attack it then your ☠️