I found an alpha

-pls friend me so we can play ,Fluffii_Drag0n

So once I went for an ocean adventure and saw a megalodon. It saw me and bit me and I got really angry and punched it on the nose. But I died.

They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

Me:puts toe in water

Meg from literally halfway ac👁👄👁

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life