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Megalodon
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So one time I was doing a natural polymer run and I sat on the water (with a Pelagornis) and waiting to bait a shark for no reason at all, then when I least expected it, a megalodon came out of nowhere and scared the crap out of me, the only thing that was seriously hurt was my bravery

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Ayy yall like Imagine Dragons?

Trouble

Blood is in the rocky waters

Hide away your sons and daughters

Eat you alive

Levels

Better put your head on swivels

Dancing with the very devil

Butter to knife

Song is called Sharks by Imagine Dragons

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Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?

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They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

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You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

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"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

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Bro needs to lay low on the calories

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"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

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I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

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Nobody gonna mention the pic tho? Why a meg got a watch on?🤣

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So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

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