I was dehydrated when I was on a cliff and I jumped into a lake and died by a megalodon….lol
Megalodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.
I was taming my dodo army when I saw a shark tornado 1 was dead so I harvested it killed one more and tamed the last one
We're gonna need a bigger ichty
So, this happened to me,and it might not be good,this is the first time I ever submitted a tip on this
Jealousy gets you nowhere but trouble
I was walking around with my tribemate,wolf(my irl sis)and she said "I have a tame megalodon mission" and I was not…
So, this happened to me,and it might not be good,this is the first time I ever submitted a tip on this
Jealousy gets you nowhere but trouble
I was walking around with my tribemate,wolf(my irl sis)and she said "I have a tame megalodon mission" and I was not thinking she was able to do it,well,she got it,I was so jealous,I went into the water with my itchythesaurus(sorry if I spelled it wrong) and I got my bow and tranq arrows,welp,ended up I died 2 times- so I was mad,I used squeaky(the itchy) and I killed the mega,my itchy is blue and red,anyway,I was jealous,I never tamed a mega,but I hope I will someday.
Lesson learned,never let jealousy overcome you
Sincerely,Mandolorian (irl I'm melody)
Friend:umm dude look at that monster
Me:that not a monster that a megalodon and where gonna need a bigger boat 😂 😂
I am meg
I am wiggle
I eat you
You tame me
I die from other meg
I am meg
When I went to go get fish meat a group of other megalodon starting chomping me so I ran away thinking that my megalodon would die it is a god!!!!!!!
Tamed a pink one called fluffy. First water game, lvl120. I was so excited to go hunting with it and when I returned with the saddle it was gone. Check the tribe log every day. Not dead. He’s out there #BringBackFluffy
Me and the bois TIiME To GeT A CoLEcAnThUS. Dips toe in water: Oh I forgot my toes are dirty: Meg POV: gimme does toes. When he gets close up and can see the toes are dirty. The Meg be like: WHAT THE CRAP
Me:puts one foot in water*
*50 megalodons jump out of water*
#bringbackfluffy.
Ello I'm bruce and I've not eaten a fish in 3 weeks.
Taming dilos one runs to water (Megladon):Chomp! Dilos dead
I saw one of those and I freaked (I have galeaphobia)
This is another situation where you bola your tribe mate amd swim away
Baby shark do do do do... is going to kill you
They killed my perfect tame basilosuar because I forgot to put it on neutral and all of my dolphins I then proceeded to kill every shark I could find and wiped the ocean clean of the cursed overweight goldfish. R.I.P bubbles, jet stream, big boi ,the first, practical joke, time…
They killed my perfect tame basilosuar because I forgot to put it on neutral and all of my dolphins I then proceeded to kill every shark I could find and wiped the ocean clean of the cursed overweight goldfish. R.I.P bubbles, jet stream, big boi ,the first, practical joke, time saver, super sonic and Bazil leaves (the z is intended)
I thought megalodons were supposed to be around 60 feet long
Get your facts right wildcard
So I had my water pen with my un-saddled basilosaurus (Basil) and a megalodon was trying to hit Basil but couldn't reach, I stood on my raft and tranqed it and tamed by feeding it meat, I also made a saddle so once it had tamed I took it to ride - I regret that- there is…
So I had my water pen with my un-saddled basilosaurus (Basil) and a megalodon was trying to hit Basil but couldn't reach, I stood on my raft and tranqed it and tamed by feeding it meat, I also made a saddle so once it had tamed I took it to ride - I regret that- there is many megalodon around Herby island and meg didn't have a good melee so I did a circuit of Herby island and then dismounted in the cove and was going to summon it into the water pen because for some reason it couldn't fit through the gate but a bunch of megalodon started attacking it and it teleported mid bite and hit a wild stego by accident - it was Ike at 19 health and almost died but somehow it survived
-Ira's Aquatics
Stuck on beach. Killed Triceratop