How to know ARK is complete BS in some cases for starters. This thing literally is in the rivers 24 seven which it should not be since last time I checked it’s bigger than a T-Rex but at the same time it looks like a normal great white so logic ain’t logic.

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

I made mine a saddle then ran into an aquatic beast. I was at the deepest point of ark and had a life vest just in case I ran into this exact scenario. I let go and started to float. Still floating.

— plastic bag

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Me: come on Destiny! Let's get silica pearls! (Destiny is my lvl 167 basilo)

Destiny:OK

Me: *gets on basilo*

Me and Destiny: *goes to bottom of sea*

Lvl 150 alpha meg: come on boys let's get em'

All other megs: hurrah!

Me: well ... that is a lot of megs.

Destiny: too bad we don't have a tuso to fart ink on them.

Me: yeah, now we have to fight them.

*cool battle music*

*baby shark starts to play*

Everyone: huh?

Also everyone: attack!!!!

Destiny: *destroys them all with ease*

Me: surely there is a twist... it shouldn't have been that easy...

Ark: SEND IN THE ARMY OF THE DEEP!!!

Me: yup there's the twist ._.

Destiny: *chomp*

Ark: oh, um, how?

Destiny: *chomp*

Chat: "Ark lvl infinity was killed by Destiny lvl 167!"

Me: I just wanted silica pearls.

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life