Currently typing this in the middle of the ocean surrounded by lvl 150 megs Ark gods pls help me.

Ark players:*dips toe in water*
Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

Omg you devs need to respect the megaladon UPGRADE IT KNOW

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

I saw an alpha one and every time I saw a dilo I picked it up with my pteranodon and dumped it next to the alpha Meg

Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said

If you go into the water, they will find you, and they will kill you

*grabs my dodo and Yeets it in the ocean* Mega: ?, eh too small” “why is meh dodo not dead” I said, *puts toe in the water* Megaladon: GimMe ToEs