"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?"

(Copyright disney finding nemo)

Killed all 17 of my itchys, never going in the water again