Shark is what you want(search shark 👁👄👁)

DADDY SHARK UP IF THIS IS LOL (FUNNY)

Me and friend tamed a megalodon that was stuck with a wood club

POV you tamed Meg your Friend ho free meat you no not my Meg you whistles meg you yes you you wanna kill me ok your my lunch

So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Guys if you want to see Meg in Dododex all you have to do is type shark and will show Meg. Weird right try right now.

I just stole a megalodons wife and hes getting mad to bad im a playa😏😏

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said

Ark players:*dips toe in water*

Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS

I saw these things ONCE

I will n e v e r go back into into the water without a tribe member

Lemons 🍋 done belong in the watah

Lemon 🍋

Ooooh, ILL BE COMIN BY AROUND THE MOUNTAIN⛰ WHEN I COME

I'm comin around the mountain with THREE WHITE SHARKS 🦈 🦈🦈

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?"

(Copyright disney finding nemo)

I Coyote Peterson and I'm about to face a bite zone from the Meg.

*grabs my dodo and Yeets it in the ocean* Mega: ?, eh too small” “why is meh dodo not dead” I said, *puts toe in the water* Megaladon: GimMe ToEs