I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

Ark players:*dips toe in water*

Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS

I Coyote Peterson and I'm about to face a bite zone from the Meg.

*grabs my dodo and Yeets it in the ocean* Mega: ?, eh too small” “why is meh dodo not dead” I said, *puts toe in the water* Megaladon: GimMe ToEs

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?"

(Copyright disney finding nemo)

We are gonna need a bigger raft

Me: *talking to my tribe* I’m going to get some oil from the ocean I’ll be back soon.

The megladons when I enter the water: looks like dinner is served...

Chat: guy trying to get oil was killed by a megladon

The reset of my tribe: we shall all ready our weapons... AND RAGE WAR ON THE MEGlADONS!

*Warning Swim At Your Own Risk*

I got a alpha and a few normal megs to follow me into the shallow pool at herbivore island and then lured some stegos into the water by shorting them with from my raft to get them killed my the megs and few moments later the stegos come swimming out of the water and the alpha is dead and I was probably lvl 20 at the time and there was the normal megs left and stuck and I ended up tamming them with the meat off the alpha so I was able to leave herbivore island with a anky and megs to follow me and they even killed a leed for me on the way back lol

I was taming a otter and one of these came and I swear I hear what are yeh doing in my swamp?!?

Baby shark do do do do....

Words

This is how you find megalodons, put a single toe in the water and ur guaranteed to find at least 1 :]

Killed all 17 of my itchys, never going in the water again

Killed all 17 of my itchys, never going in the water again