We are gonna need a bigger raft

Me: *talking to my tribe* I’m going to get some oil from the ocean I’ll be back soon.
The megladons when I enter the water: looks like dinner is served...
Chat: guy trying to get oil was killed by a megladon
The reset of my tribe: we shall all ready our weapons... AND RAGE WAR ON THE MEGlADONS!

On Rag while your focused on the three in front of you two more will pull a JP raptor and attack... Not from the front but from the sides

Once saw 3 megs jump out of the water for whatever reason (still not sure why) only to die as soon as they breach the surface

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

Baby shark do do do do....


Words

For all those people requesting buff for them,the ocean is full of them just as the river is full of piranhas.And you still want to supercharge them?

Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

I saw three eat carbo Infront of my eyeballs I was like 😳😹😹🤯🤯🤯 ♥️♥️ RIP carbo

why does raw meat work better than fish meat it is a shark

I Coyote Peterson and I'm about to face a bite zone from the Meg.

For some reason a giant fish can attack your raft but not a pack of giant sharks or like 6 or 7 piranha or Cnidaria come and stun you but no MEGALODONS FOR WOME REASON CSNT ATTACK RAFTS!
it wont let me say the u word

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

I haven’t hated many animals as much as this one. I’m just gunna slap it with.
DISTASTEFUL

So one time I was doing a natural polymer run and I sat on the water (with a Pelagornis) and waiting to bait a shark for no reason at all, then when I least expected it, a megalodon came out of nowhere and scared the crap out of me, the only thing that was seriously hurt was my bravery

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

This is how you find megalodons, put a single toe in the water and ur guaranteed to find at least 1 :]

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

This is how ya tame a megalodon: step 1 find a megalodon that’s really close to the shore step 2 shoot it with tranq arrows and a bow step 3 once it’s knocked out give it raw meat and narco berries (the way my level 23 bro did it)

I attacked a over raptor my dilo ran in the Oshen gets what happened next. Rip dilo