I get killed by this thing every time but still decide to use water to escape the carnotaurus

I Coyote Peterson and I'm about to face a bite zone from the Meg.

Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

I was trying to find a wale and I got attack my ferox tried to get out of my sub he went crazy running around and attack the meg sum how and it made me laugh so hard I choked (lesson Learned) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My dad told my sister to pet A SHARK AND SHE DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I haven’t hated many animals as much as this one. I’m just gunna slap it with.
DISTASTEFUL

This thing looks like a grandparent even when it just open up its egg

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

This is how you find megalodons, put a single toe in the water and ur guaranteed to find at least 1 :]

This is how ya tame a megalodon: step 1 find a megalodon that’s really close to the shore step 2 shoot it with tranq arrows and a bow step 3 once it’s knocked out give it raw meat and narco berries (the way my level 23 bro did it)

These things guard the red fire obelisk. ARK YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE!!! IT SHOULD BE CALL ED THE RED WATER OBELISK SO CHANGE IT NOW!!! PLAYERS OUT THERE WATCH OIT GET READY FOR A WORLD OF PAIN!!! IFYOUNOTPREPAREDYOUDEAD.

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?"

(Copyright disney finding nemo)

Once I found one of those it started killing my moschops so I shot it

This ruined my day, I had just tamed a mosa, and when I whistled passive, so I can go back to base and request it to make saddle, and this is what I SAW
“Mosasour Mosasour level 37 was killed by a megalodon”

Me: oh god a mega
somedude :Oooo A ItChY *itches it *
Me :oh god
next thing you see a mega itching a dude😂

Killed all 17 of my itchys, never going in the water again

Stuck on beach. Killed Triceratop

It is way to small to be a meglodon just sayin