Me: *talking to my tribe* I’m going to get some oil from the ocean I’ll be back soon.
The megladons when I enter the water: looks like dinner is served...
Chat: guy trying to get oil was killed by a megladon
The reset of my tribe: we shall all ready our weapons... AND RAGE WAR ON THE MEGlADONS!
For some reason a giant fish can attack your raft but not a pack of giant sharks or like 6 or 7 piranha or Cnidaria come and stun you but no MEGALODONS FOR WOME REASON CSNT ATTACK RAFTS!
it wont let me say the u word
So one time I was doing a natural polymer run and I sat on the water (with a Pelagornis) and waiting to bait a shark for no reason at all, then when I least expected it, a megalodon came out of nowhere and scared the crap out of me, the only thing that was seriously hurt was my bravery
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya
This is how ya tame a megalodon: step 1 find a megalodon that’s really close to the shore step 2 shoot it with tranq arrows and a bow step 3 once it’s knocked out give it raw meat and narco berries (the way my level 23 bro did it)