Dododex
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Dododex
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Why do they drop berries?
Ocean berries?
All I have to say.
-Venatrix.
Ocean berries?
All I have to say.
-Venatrix.
Weβre gonna need a bigger boat...........
I saw an alpha one and every time I saw a dilo I picked it up with my pteranodon and dumped it next to the alpha Meg
If you go into the water, they will find you, and they will kill you
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' π€£π€£ππ
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' π€£π€£ππ
*grabs my dodo and Yeets it in the ocean* Mega: ?, eh too smallβ βwhy is meh dodo not deadβ I said, *puts toe in the water* Megaladon: GimMe ToEs
I was killed by the Meg 3 times and I still TRY T-T
We are gonna need a bigger raft
Me: *talking to my tribe* Iβm going to get some oil from the ocean Iβll be back soon.
The megladons when I enter the water: looks like dinner is served...
Chat: guy trying to get oil was killed by a megladon
The reset of my tribe: we shall all ready our weapons... AND RAGE WAR ON THE MEGlADONS!
The megladons when I enter the water: looks like dinner is served...
Chat: guy trying to get oil was killed by a megladon
The reset of my tribe: we shall all ready our weapons... AND RAGE WAR ON THE MEGlADONS!
Me: drops a bug in water
Meg: πππ
Me: run
Meg: πππ
Me: run
I Coyote Peterson and I'm about to face a bite zone from the Meg.
You protecc,
You attakk,
But most importantly,
You swim bacc.
You attakk,
But most importantly,
You swim bacc.
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya
Baby shark do do do do....
Words
Words
"HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?"
(Copyright disney finding nemo)
Baby shark doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo baby shark π¦