This is how you find megalodons, put a single toe in the water and ur guaranteed to find at least 1 :]

I feel like Harry Potter at the ball.how can you get one on there own to tame. HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:right!time to swim!
*jumps into water* AHHHHHHHHHH it's cold!🥶
Brrrrr imma get out...

Shark:>:D I see u hooman...hehe you ain't leaving deez waters alive.

Me:almost...back...to...shore... WOAH!IS THAT A FRIGGING SHARK?! AHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HEEERE! °○°

Shark: Nom nom nom nom nom that's mah lunch finished!

Me: hey look mah dodo!



Updoot

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

When I went to go get fish meat a group of other megalodon starting chomping me so I ran away thinking that my megalodon would die it is a god!!!!!!!

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?"

(Copyright disney finding nemo)

I once died and lost my bed.
I live in south zone 3.
I tried to swim there from south zone 2.
A bIg shark came and ate my ass.
Lord help me.
I walked there.
My dodo army was intact.
My raptor pack was safe.
My carnos were chowing on some prime meat.
I lived the terrifying moment.


#pray_for_people_who_get_attacked_by_BIG_sharks

When one toe gets put into the water
Megladon: umiwamou mo shindio
Me:NANI

Killed all 17 of my itchys, never going in the water again

It is way to small to be a meglodon just sayin

Ello my names bruce and I'm a shark who hasn't eaten a fish for 3 weeks (©️finding nemo)

The megalodon is not a megalodon its just slightly bigger than the great white

That moment your taming a dunk and a bunch of these sneak up you just to get a sweet piece of your meat

All they want is a big salty kiss.Not much fish in the sea after all.

Da na da na da na danananana oof.

Ello I'm bruce and I've not eaten a fish in 3 weeks.

They should make a Jaws movie about this

Hey, that's the thing from the movie
"The Meg"