Me: taming basilo
The 1000 megs following it after it's tamed: WAIT WHAT!? ITS NOT A FRIEND ANYMORE, KILL IT
Megalodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.
Me and friend tamed a megalodon that was stuck with a wood club
if you see a meg, close the iron doors
On Rag while your focused on the three in front of you two more will pull a JP raptor and attack... Not from the front but from the sides
Me when I was noob: *goes in water*
Those beaches literally 100000km away: ima end this man’s whole career *I LIKE YEA CUT-*
💀 You we’re killed by Megalodon-Lvl 147
Me now: *places gates*
The megs: 👁👄👁
On aberration once, I came across a river. I crossed it. But there was a fricking spino. I said: “oh crap no” and ran as far as I could. But it ate my head right off of me. Then when I spawned at fertile lake, I started to swim for some silica pearls. Then for some fricking…
On aberration once, I came across a river. I crossed it. But there was a fricking spino. I said: “oh crap no” and ran as far as I could. But it ate my head right off of me. Then when I spawned at fertile lake, I started to swim for some silica pearls. Then for some fricking reason there was a level 180 Alpha Megalodon that murdered my sarco, my manta, and myself. So I said to myself: “WAT THE FRICK”
Fish aren’t food there friends
What the hell is this picture I’m so deadddd 🤣
A stronk guy that 1shot my da baby dodo
Press F in chat for me taming a megalodon an it stuck on a rock I can’t harvest
As I was riding my Icthy looking for megs to tame and boy did I find them . Suddenly I turned around and there are 2 alphas and around 19 normal megs chasing me . Luckily I was on my level 87 Icyhy so I was able to swim away with 1 third health
You go to the ocean to tame ichthy. The megalodon "welcome brother shark bait".
Whoever took this photo I have a burning question for you…WHY!?!?!?!?
My peligorso starved to death because the megladon was killing me and I can't get my stuff or the fish meat for my peligorso R.I.P peligorso
Hate this guys I was exploring with my first spino (Wich I almost died catching) and at a random moment my spino decides to go on water and too far so my whistle does nothing, and he starts fighting three of these beasts and since I didn’t want to lose him I sent all my…
Hate this guys I was exploring with my first spino (Wich I almost died catching) and at a random moment my spino decides to go on water and too far so my whistle does nothing, and he starts fighting three of these beasts and since I didn’t want to lose him I sent all my Dino’s (like 6 Dino’s, am very new to the game) and they all die including myself Who drowned
Me: (sees the Meg)
Me:it can’t see me that far away
*Jaws theme song*
Me:oh sh##
(Stuff floats to surface)
Tribemate:oh nice free stuff
*repeats 10 times
I was taming a otter and one of these came and I swear I hear what are yeh doing in my swamp?!?
Sorry guys but where i live hese are a protected species...
-Elii
I got my first meg, and 2000Xp bonus for the meg. And then 5mnt later IT DIED FROM A MANTA!!! THEY SWARM ME!!! From now on, everytime i see a manta, i swear i gonna kill them one by one.
No experienced ark player said ever because of megs
OoH tHe WaTeR LoOKs SaFe leTs go fOr a SwiM