Hippity hoppity your swimming zone is my property

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

Has an aggro range of the map

My Character: I finished killing these Megs now to tame this basilo.

15 more Megs come from across the map

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?"

(Copyright disney finding nemo)

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said

Ark players:*dips toe in water*

Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS

I Coyote Peterson and I'm about to face a bite zone from the Meg.

Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?

Nobody gonna mention the pic tho? Why a meg got a watch on?🤣

*grabs my dodo and Yeets it in the ocean* Mega: ?, eh too small” “why is meh dodo not dead” I said, *puts toe in the water* Megaladon: GimMe ToEs

This is off topic but do you guys realize that the images are slowly becoming old people in costumes?

Killed all 17 of my itchys, never going in the water again

It is way to small to be a meglodon just sayin