Sorry guys but where i live hese are a protected species...

-Elii

Its shark a big lump w/ teeth it has my blood (it has ma blood) I can’t imagine a more dangerous thing its shark i can tell you all about it i mean look at this thing when i tamed my dolphin. Everything changed

Baby meg doo doooo do...

I was swimming on my mosa until some megs attacked and I killed them all

That moment your taming a dunk and a bunch of these sneak up you just to get a sweet piece of your meat

Breed two sharks then you have a baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

That one dino that always follow you everytime you swim

The old lady has killed the megaladon howwww! (I forgot how to spell big scary shark).

The picture is amazing, I'm dying lol.

Why is there a old lady in a megldon suit? I mean I know is April 1 but why

Paint I orange and name it goldfish

I was killed by the Meg 3 times and I still TRY T-T

Kite enemy dinos into the water and watch them become fish food

Best part is it wont be "your fault"

these guys are probably slower than the carby’s, they’re tiny too?? at least call them a shark. these guys are supposed to be much much closer as the mosa, maybe better? and they are actually huge, but their smile looks like it came out of a horror movie in the dark holding a candle, put a nun outfit on it and go up to it when its night holding a torch, keep your distance and your pants will look like you sat in chocolate sauce

So, this happened to me,and it might not be good,this is the first time I ever submitted a tip on this

Jealousy gets you nowhere but trouble

I was walking around with my tribemate,wolf(my irl sis)and she said "I have a tame megalodon mission" and I was not thinking she was able to do it,well,she got it,I was so jealous,I went into the water with my itchythesaurus(sorry if I spelled it wrong) and I got my bow and tranq arrows,welp,ended up I died 2 times- so I was mad,I used squeaky(the itchy) and I killed the mega,my itchy is blue and red,anyway,I was jealous,I never tamed a mega,but I hope I will someday.

Lesson learned,never let jealousy overcome you

Sincerely,Mandolorian (irl I'm melody)

So one time I was doing a natural polymer run and I sat on the water (with a Pelagornis) and waiting to bait a shark for no reason at all, then when I least expected it, a megalodon came out of nowhere and scared the crap out of me, the only thing that was seriously hurt was my bravery

Taming dilos one runs to water (Megladon):Chomp! Dilos dead

Friend:umm dude look at that monster

Me:that not a monster that a megalodon and where gonna need a bigger boat 😂 😂

Me and the bois TIiME To GeT A CoLEcAnThUS. Dips toe in water: Oh I forgot my toes are dirty: Meg POV: gimme does toes. When he gets close up and can see the toes are dirty. The Meg be like: WHAT THE CRAP

I was dehydrated when I was on a cliff and I jumped into a lake and died by a megalodon….lol