Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
these guys are probably slower than the carby’s, they’re tiny too?? at least call them a shark. these guys are supposed to be much much closer as the mosa, maybe better? and they are actually huge, but their smile looks like it came out of a horror movie in the dark holding a candle, put a nun outfit on it and go up to it when its night holding a torch, keep your distance and your pants will look like you sat in chocolate sauce
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