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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 6 · Answer 1 · 2022-06-24T18:28:56+00:00

Me and friend tamed a megalodon that was stuck with a wood club

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-30T06:19:23+00:00

Me when I was noob: *goes in water*

Those beaches literally 100000km away: ima end this man’s whole career *I LIKE YEA CUT-*

💀 You we’re killed by Megalodon-Lvl 147

Me now: *places gates*

The megs: 👁👄👁

score 8 · Answer 3 · 2021-03-16T20:24:00+00:00

if you see a meg, close the iron doors

score 9 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-04T05:42:18+00:00

On Rag while your focused on the three in front of you two more will pull a JP raptor and attack... Not from the front but from the sides

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2025-12-01T23:06:19+00:00

Just use a raft people and your life is safe or you attack it then your ☠️

score 8 · Answer 6 · 2020-11-15T02:00:59+00:00

Fish aren’t food there friends

score 12 · Answer 7 · 2018-05-06T15:47:37+00:00

On aberration once, I came across a river. I crossed it. But there was a fricking spino. I said: “oh crap no” and ran as far as I could. But it ate my head right off of me. Then when I spawned at fertile lake, I started to swim for some silica pearls. Then for some fricking reason there was a level 180 Alpha Megalodon that murdered my sarco, my manta, and myself. So I said to myself: “WAT THE FRICK”

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2023-12-19T18:39:18+00:00

You go to the ocean to tame ichthy. The megalodon "welcome brother shark bait".

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2023-04-17T19:07:26+00:00

What the hell is this picture I’m so deadddd 🤣

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-05T19:36:12+00:00

Whoever took this photo I have a burning question for you…WHY!?!?!?!?

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2023-03-31T04:47:48+00:00

My peligorso starved to death because the megladon was killing me and I can't get my stuff or the fish meat for my peligorso R.I.P peligorso

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2021-11-06T18:20:34+00:00

A stronk guy that 1shot my da baby dodo

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2023-10-16T07:13:47+00:00

I got my first meg, and 2000Xp bonus for the meg. And then 5mnt later IT DIED FROM A MANTA!!! THEY SWARM ME!!! From now on, everytime i see a manta, i swear i gonna kill them one by one.

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-03T07:55:24+00:00

Me: (sees the Meg)

Me:it can’t see me that far away

*Jaws theme song*

Me:oh sh##

(Stuff floats to surface)

Tribemate:oh nice free stuff

*repeats 10 times

score 9 · Answer 15 · 2019-10-08T23:31:35+00:00

Press F in chat for me taming a megalodon an it stuck on a rock I can’t harvest

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2021-08-23T00:06:47+00:00

I was taming a otter and one of these came and I swear I hear what are yeh doing in my swamp?!?

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2024-05-26T20:14:23+00:00

Shut up meg

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2022-12-23T16:17:29+00:00

In spirit of the holidays: Santa jaws is coming to the beach! He sees you when your swimming,he can sense you in his wake,he knows if you tastes good or bad so beware for goodness sake-DARKSTAR

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-31T22:29:06+00:00

No experienced ark player said ever because of megs

OoH tHe WaTeR LoOKs SaFe leTs go fOr a SwiM

score 11 · Answer 20 · 2018-01-03T02:46:32+00:00

Sorry guys but where i live hese are a protected species...

-Elii