If ya see one of these... Just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming 🐟

Me singing in the ocean:ooh baby I love you babe....

Megalodon:ooh baby I eat you babe...

Megalodon:I'm hungry hi human. Human:oof..

The old lady has killed the megaladon howwww! (I forgot how to spell big scary shark).

Me and the bois TIiME To GeT A CoLEcAnThUS. Dips toe in water: Oh I forgot my toes are dirty: Meg POV: gimme does toes. When he gets close up and can see the toes are dirty. The Meg be like: WHAT THE CRAP

Its shark a big lump w/ teeth it has my blood (it has ma blood) I can’t imagine a more dangerous thing its shark i can tell you all about it i mean look at this thing when i tamed my dolphin. Everything changed

Why is there a old lady in a megldon suit? I mean I know is April 1 but why

Baby meg doo doooo do...

if you see a meg, close the iron doors

Look it's smiling becuse your it's dinner how wonderfull

On Rag while your focused on the three in front of you two more will pull a JP raptor and attack... Not from the front but from the sides

On aberration once, I came across a river. I crossed it. But there was a fricking spino. I said: “oh crap no” and ran as far as I could. But it ate my head right off of me. Then when I spawned at fertile lake, I started to swim for some silica pearls. Then for some fricking reason there was a level 180 Alpha Megalodon that murdered my sarco, my manta, and myself. So I said to myself: “WAT THE FRICK”

A stronk guy that 1shot my da baby dodo

Fish aren’t food there friends

I was taming a otter and one of these came and I swear I hear what are yeh doing in my swamp?!?

That one dino that always follow you everytime you swim

No experienced ark player said ever because of megs

OoH tHe WaTeR LoOKs SaFe leTs go fOr a SwiM

So, this happened to me,and it might not be good,this is the first time I ever submitted a tip on this

Jealousy gets you nowhere but trouble

I was walking around with my tribemate,wolf(my irl sis)and she said "I have a tame megalodon mission" and I was not thinking she was able to do it,well,she got it,I was so jealous,I went into the water with my itchythesaurus(sorry if I spelled it wrong) and I got my bow and tranq arrows,welp,ended up I died 2 times- so I was mad,I used squeaky(the itchy) and I killed the mega,my itchy is blue and red,anyway,I was jealous,I never tamed a mega,but I hope I will someday.

Lesson learned,never let jealousy overcome you

Sincerely,Mandolorian (irl I'm melody)

I was swimming on my mosa until some megs attacked and I killed them all

Friend:umm dude look at that monster

Me:that not a monster that a megalodon and where gonna need a bigger boat 😂 😂

Paint I orange and name it goldfish