Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I had my water pen with my un-saddled basilosaurus (Basil) and a megalodon was trying to hit Basil but couldn't reach, I stood on my raft and tranqed it and tamed by feeding it meat, I also made a saddle so once it had tamed I took it to ride - I regret that- there is many megalodon around Herby island and meg didn't have a good melee so I did a circuit of Herby island and then dismounted in the cove and was going to summon it into the water pen because for some reason it couldn't fit through the gate but a bunch of megalodon started attacking it and it teleported mid bite and hit a wild stego by accident - it was Ike at 19 health and almost died but somehow it survived
-Ira's Aquatics
They killed my perfect tame basilosuar because I forgot to put it on neutral and all of my dolphins I then proceeded to kill every shark I could find and wiped the ocean clean of the cursed overweight goldfish. R.I.P bubbles, jet stream, big boi ,the first, practical joke, time saver, super sonic and Bazil leaves (the z is intended)