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Megalodon

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Megalodon

Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.

I got a alpha and a few normal megs to follow me into the shallow pool at herbivore island and then lured some stegos into the water by shorting them with from my raft to get them killed my the megs and few moments later the stegos come swimming out of the water and the alpha…

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So, I was swimming off shore with my icthy, and suddenly I spot this fat orange glowy thing. Little did I know, this was an alpha meg. In short, I ended up running for my life, because this thing could somehow KEEP UP with my icthy. If the devs are listening, please make the…

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Once I found one of those it started killing my moschops so I shot it

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(pack of 20 in ocean. 100m away, group of players are talking. They tell one player, who is new, to swim in the ocean, and the newbie does not know the dangers of the deep. Moments later the new player is swimming in the ocean when the megs start attacking them.)

Player:…

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I thought these were apex predators... I just killed six with my croc

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Hey vsauce Micheal here dont worry your aquatic tames are safe! or is it?

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This shows up if you type in “shark” 🦈🦈

🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈this emoji actually looks cute

-Moon

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If ya see one of these... Just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming 🐟

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One time I had a dolphin named ikarei she was my first ever water mount

One day a Meg tried to kill her, I thought she was done for, but Lo and behold, she murdered it and only lost a third of her health #all hail ikarei, the Meg ender

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Me singing in the ocean:ooh baby I love you babe....

Megalodon:ooh baby I eat you babe...

Megalodon:I'm hungry hi human. Human:oof..

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Me: I guess I’ll just go swimming across the lake to catch that parasaur. (Enters the water and sees a meg: oh, shit! (Dies to piranhas)

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These things guard the red fire obelisk. ARK YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE!!! IT SHOULD BE CALL ED THE RED WATER OBELISK SO CHANGE IT NOW!!! PLAYERS OUT THERE WATCH OIT GET READY FOR A WORLD OF PAIN!!! IFYOUNOTPREPAREDYOUDEAD.

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