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Megalodon
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One time I had a dolphin named ikarei she was my first ever water mount

One day a Meg tried to kill her, I thought she was done for, but Lo and behold, she murdered it and only lost a third of her health #all hail ikarei, the Meg ender

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Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?

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They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

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You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

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"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

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*Jaws Theme Plays*

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Bro needs to lay low on the calories

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So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

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"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

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I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

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Nobody gonna mention the pic tho? Why a meg got a watch on?🤣

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