Charles fell into the ocean, Charles died in the sea, Charles got eaten by the shark, can’t eat the shark!

Me wandering my own business…

Alpha Meg just washes up on shore, suffocates and dies down ichthyosaurs n front of me

Me now with 100 prime fish meat😐

Me:puts toe in water

Meg from literally halfway ac👁👄👁

They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Around the red obelisk, a random dead megalodon came flying out of the water ragdolling into my face making me get jumpscared. i got scared that something else killed it like a spino so i ditched it, (not before getting prime meat and the teeth.)

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life