You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

My buddy and I went on a trip to the an island and I fell off my buddy’s raft. And I looked underwater and found an alpha. I told my buddy but he left me.RIP my buddy. I killed the alpha with my lvl100mosa and lvl50ell gang.And executed my buddy for leaving me.

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

I thought these were apex predators... I just killed six with my croc

Ark players:*dips toe in water*

Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS

Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said

I tamed one of these and it felt awesome. Until your realized they ran out of stamina in 3 second and the one I tamed got killed by 3 mantas

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever