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Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.

For all those people requesting buff for them,the ocean is full of them just as the river is full of piranhas.And you still want to supercharge them?

So once I went for an ocean adventure and saw a megalodon. It saw me and bit me and I got really angry and punched it on the nose. But I died.

Scavengers of the waters crow of the sea these will eat so swim baby please!

Why do they drop berries?

Ocean berries?

All I have to say.

-Venatrix.

For some reason a giant fish can attack your raft but not a pack of giant sharks or like 6 or 7 piranha or Cnidaria come and stun you but no MEGALODONS FOR WOME REASON CSNT ATTACK RAFTS!

it wont let me say the u word

Get one of these, kill a person with it at night, have someone find the person's body at morning, kill two more people with it, one by one, get a boat, unclaim it and shoot it with two people from the boat until it Dies. Congrats, you have recreated JAWS!

Currently typing this in the middle of the ocean surrounded by lvl 150 megs Ark gods pls help me.

This thing looks like a grandparent even when it just open up its egg

Me: just chilling in the water. Meg’s be like: 👀👀👀👀👀👁👁. Me sees meg: 🤔 “am I gonna die?”