Me:puts toe in water

Meg from literally halfway ac👁👄👁

They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?

Around the red obelisk, a random dead megalodon came flying out of the water ragdolling into my face making me get jumpscared. i got scared that something else killed it like a spino so i ditched it, (not before getting prime meat and the teeth.)

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂