(pack of 20 in ocean. 100m away, group of players are talking. They tell one…
(pack of 20 in ocean. 100m away, group of players are talking. They tell one player, who is new, to swim in the ocean, and the newbie does not know the dangers of the deep. Moments later the new player is swimming in the ocean when the megs start attacking them.)
Player: *thinking while being attacked* Go swimming, they said.
It'll be fun, they said.
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More Megalodon Funny Tips
Has an aggro range of the map
My Character: I finished killing these Megs now to tame this basilo.
15 more Megs come from across the map
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' π€£π€£ππ
So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry π for Barry please
"HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?"
(Copyright disney finding nemo)
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life