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Megalodon
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(pack of 20 in ocean. 100m away, group of players are talking. They tell one player, who is new, to swim in the ocean, and the newbie does not know the dangers of the deep. Moments later the new player is swimming in the ocean when the megs start attacking them.)

Player: *thinking while being attacked* Go swimming, they said.

It'll be fun, they said.

🐋🐳

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POV you hen you first tame an ichthy:

Giant sharks dodododododo

Chaseing you dodododo

So scary dodododo

Giant shark

Alpha one dodododo

Your mount is dead dodododo

Now you are to

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Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?

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I have a meg that is close to land and stuck but when i try to move him his stuck so i named him land meg

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Bro needs to lay low on the calories

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They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

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You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

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"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

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Nobody gonna mention the pic tho? Why a meg got a watch on?🤣

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So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

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"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

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