So, I was swimming off shore with my icthy, and suddenly I spot this fat orange glowy thing. Little did I know, this was an alpha meg. In short, I ended up running for my life, because this thing could somehow KEEP UP with my icthy. If the devs are listening, please make the alpha so that is doesn’t spot you from flipping TEN MILES AWAY!!!

You protecc,

You attakk,

But most importantly,

You swim bacc.

Hug it. It just wants a hug. It wont kill you. Very passive

We're gonna need a bigger boat

Smaller than I thought. WAY smaller than I thought.lol

Once I found one of those it started killing my moschops so I shot it

Me: taming basilo

The 1000 megs following it after it's tamed: WAIT WHAT!? ITS NOT A FRIEND ANYMORE, KILL IT

(pack of 20 in ocean. 100m away, group of players are talking. They tell one player, who is new, to swim in the ocean, and the newbie does not know the dangers of the deep. Moments later the new player is swimming in the ocean when the megs start attacking them.)

Player: *thinking while being attacked* Go swimming, they said.

It'll be fun, they said.

🐋🐳

Me: drops a bug in water

Meg: 👁👄👁

Me: run

Hey vsauce Micheal here dont worry your aquatic tames are safe! or is it?

I thought these were apex predators... I just killed six with my croc

Baby shark doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo baby shark 🦈

This shows up if you type in “shark” 🦈🦈

🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈this emoji actually looks cute

-Moon

If ya see one of these... Just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming 🐟

Me: I guess I’ll just go swimming across the lake to catch that parasaur. (Enters the water and sees a meg: oh, shit! (Dies to piranhas)

One time I had a dolphin named ikarei she was my first ever water mount

One day a Meg tried to kill her, I thought she was done for, but Lo and behold, she murdered it and only lost a third of her health #all hail ikarei, the Meg ender

Me singing in the ocean:ooh baby I love you babe....

Megalodon:ooh baby I eat you babe...

Megalodon:I'm hungry hi human. Human:oof..

Look it's smiling becuse your it's dinner how wonderfull

Bro nah, what is this picture☠️☠️☠️

These things guard the red fire obelisk. ARK YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE!!! IT SHOULD BE CALL ED THE RED WATER OBELISK SO CHANGE IT NOW!!! PLAYERS OUT THERE WATCH OIT GET READY FOR A WORLD OF PAIN!!! IFYOUNOTPREPAREDYOUDEAD.