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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hug it. It just wants a hug. It wont kill you. Very passive
Shark is what you want(search shark ๐๐๐)
Me: just chilling in the water. Megโs be like: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. Me sees meg: ๐ค โam I gonna die?โ
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
I got a alpha and a few normal megs to follow me into the shallow pool at herbivore island and then lured some stegos into the water by shorting them with from my raft to get them killed my the megs and few moments later the stegos come swimming out of the water and the alpha is dead and I was probably lvl 20 at the time and there was the normal megs left and stuck and I ended up tamming them with the meat off the alpha so I was able to leave herbivore island with a anky and megs to follow me and they even killed a leed for me on the way back lol
You protecc,
You attakk,
But most importantly,
You swim bacc.
Hey vsauce Micheal here dont worry your aquatic tames are safe! or is it?
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Once I found one of those it started killing my moschops so I shot it
(pack of 20 in ocean. 100m away, group of players are talking. They tell one player, who is new, to swim in the ocean, and the newbie does not know the dangers of the deep. Moments later the new player is swimming in the ocean when the megs start attacking them.)
Player: *thinking while being attacked* Go swimming, they said.
It'll be fun, they said.
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Me: drops a bug in water
Meg: ๐๐๐
Me: run
I thought these were apex predators... I just killed six with my croc
Baby shark doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo baby shark ๐ฆ
This shows up if you type in โsharkโ ๐ฆ๐ฆ
๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆthis emoji actually looks cute
-Moon
Bro nah, what is this pictureโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
One time I had a dolphin named ikarei she was my first ever water mount
One day a Meg tried to kill her, I thought she was done for, but Lo and behold, she murdered it and only lost a third of her health #all hail ikarei, the Meg ender
If ya see one of these... Just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming ๐
Me singing in the ocean:ooh baby I love you babe....
Megalodon:ooh baby I eat you babe...
Megalodon:I'm hungry hi human. Human:oof..
Look it's smiling becuse your it's dinner how wonderfull
As I was riding my Icthy looking for megs to tame and boy did I find them . Suddenly I turned around and there are 2 alphas and around 19 normal megs chasing me . Luckily I was on my level 87 Icyhy so I was able to swim away with 1 third health