Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hate this guys I was exploring with my first spino (Wich I almost died catching) and at a random moment my spino decides to go on water and too far so my whistle does nothing, and he starts fighting three of these beasts and since I didn’t want to lose him I sent all my Dino’s (like 6 Dino’s, am very new to the game) and they all die including myself Who drowned
So, I was swimming off shore with my icthy, and suddenly I spot this fat orange glowy thing. Little did I know, this was an alpha meg. In short, I ended up running for my life, because this thing could somehow KEEP UP with my icthy. If the devs are listening, please make the alpha so that is doesn’t spot you from flipping TEN MILES AWAY!!!