Dodo Tales (S3 Ep3)

"How long have you been here?" Asked Rick.

"What?" Replied Jerry, who didn't know why he would ask that, considering he had gotten here just minutes ago.

"Just a little while ago...how about you?"

"Four and a half months" said Rick.

"WHAT!?"

"Time works in weird ways when you fly in space after defeating a giant robot thing and plummet into a desert."

"Wow...ok...did you miss me?"

Rick finished lightning the fire and looked up at him.

"Not at all" said Rick jokingly.

"What the hell do you think? We've saved my damn life"

"Have you seen anyone else?"

"No- OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DODO?!"

Rick said, his eyes widening with surprise as he jerked away from the bird.

"It's hard to-"

"IF YOU MORATALS WILL LISTEN, THEN I SHALL SPEAK. I WARN YOU OF A STORM, SO POWERFUL

TH-"

"No, no, no...stop. we get it" jerry said after seeing Rick's horrified face.

"Pretend that didn't happen" said Jerry.

Rick peeked outside.

"Better save sergeant"

"Yeah, I know"

Rick handed him a pike.

"Go save that idiot and then we'll reevaluate and get this mess settled."...