Apex, I just want to thank you for actually trying to be a sane person.

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Apex, I just want to thank you for actually trying to be a sane person.

And snek I just want to tell you:

"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD END THE ARGUMENT, NOT FUEL IT!"

And p metallica:

Don't be so sensitive, these are literally just shapes that your brain processes as equivalent to vibrations that trigger you and activate a chemical in your brain that...

Makes you talk about eyeball jars? Idk.

Also, bruh, you think I'm afraid of you or something? Nah, I would've left forever ago If I thought of you the way you probably think I do.

And lastly, to everyone:

REVENGE OF THE SITH IS THE BEST SW MOVIE.

-THE ONLY DTG.

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